This Is DEFINITELY Not A Published Reylo Fanfic Novel

An original tale of sci-fi adventure in our very own galaxy.

Darius, the Seer, might liken you to:

The books are all gone folks! But it was chill doing a giveaway, I might do it for other reading videos in the future.

[dustinchilds]

That’s no Black Moon. It’s a fan fiction.

[bogunicorn]

My buddy saw Jass in the shower once. He said Jass had a six pack, that Jass was shredded.

[SarahZ]

Maybe the real Reylo was the quasi-illegal quasi-fanfiction we made along the way

[ethanclark]

Imagine the author wrote the story a long time ago and then was watching the Force Awakens tearfully saying “Now no one will believe my story is original”

[zombigirl]

“Jass Baylar” sounds like something my sim would say to another sim during a fight

[scobeymeister]

15:17
"I was wearing black boots, black pants, and a black cape. I was walking outside the Invictus. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of footsoldiers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them."

[DiscoGoesOn]

"He was a darker scarier moon, and she was a good moon."

Can I make it anymore obvious?

[AllieTellsJokes]

There's a lot of competition but "the planet has no gravity whatsoever" has to be the wildest line from this incredibly wild book

[diefty]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the wise?

[cagetheeternal]

the Kylo Ren on her shirt has to read along with every page, and looks appropriately unhappy given the content of the story

[peterg]

You are like a lens, a lens made of dough and mozzarella cheese and tomato sauce that has been baked in the oven and can’t be seen through.

[kaciecox]

I like how the author just added -za to Rey and called it a day.

[CosyPosy]

The Kylo Ren on your shirt looks like he accidentally ate a bee.

[TigerBears]

Plot twist: This book is just one of those journals that Jenny mentioned, and everything she read is her own fanfic.

[finleyvail]

"I have no words to describe him" is the best way to kick off an entire paragraph describing him

[theleagueofsupermushrooms]

"A buddy of mine saw Jas Baylar take his shirt of in the shower and he said Jas Baylar had an eight pack, that Jas Baylar is shredded" - Mark, the radar engineer

[ameliamurray]

"A black polished lens we can neither see through nor around''.

Well, there's your problem. You left the lens cap on.

[AmandaDavis]

"She knew she was going to die in six days and she hasn't already written her letters?" Look man, sometimes you just procrastinate until suddenly the deadline is staring you in the face.

[walkingexistentaldread]

when she said “I wish someone called Kylo Ren a teenager like just one time” I immediately thought of that SNL skit where a Stormtrooper straight up says “Kylo Ren is a punk bitch!”

[melware]

"Reysa" sounds like Jar Jar Binks trying to pronounce Rey's name