Little Sad Teddy Stories (Bob's Burgers)

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Teddy has so many little stories about his life... and they're all SO SAD.

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[michaelgraham]

I can appreciate how despite having been dealt a pretty crappy hand of cards in life, Teddy is still a great person.

[Sweet_Dee]

"don't feed a guy a sponge bobby" will never get old

[procrastinator]

The wish my radio worked” kills me every time I love it

[afgpielover]

The bicycle story was so sad. He goes "sometimes I pretend thst I have 3 kids and trip over the bikes and say aarrgghh those kids" mans just wants a family 💔

[artmoryoo]

teddy is a refreshing take on the "loser guy" trope. it's obvious he's inspired by characters like bill dauterive but despite his sad stories and being divorced, teddy seems like a great guy. he never gives me the creeps and seems to be doing great and has a positive outlook on life. and i know he's fictional, but i kinda wish he gets proper therapy so he can be fully happy and that the show continues to bring back kathleen and have him be like an adoptive uncle to the belchers.

teddy rant over, i love this man so much

[SHYKOOPA]

"I got 42 maybes Bob!! Who can plan for that??" I love how characters on the show can sound outlandish and reasonable at the same time haha

[karliierose]

I love the fact, that he started out as a customer and just shoved himself in as family xD

[xWesternAcid]

I love how Teddy simultaneously loves Bob AND wants to steal his wife 😂

[danlc]

While under the influence of cannabis, I had a theory that Teddy was the protector of all the adults, and Zeke was for the kids.

[Shy-xmkn]

Teddy is that sweet bigger man that makes you feel comfortable and also wanna wing man for him cause even if he’s weird he would be an amazingly supportive loving partner. His character is a testament to society’s shallow side. A great man, below average looks, who remains positive to all those around him even if people don’t recognize or celebrate him being himself.

[johngobble]

*I like to play with a yo-yo so something comes back to me*

[deadpoolguy]

Teddy used to be so handsome and confident.
That damn shark ruined his life!

[mr_podge]

1:41 "Arrgh! The kids left their bikes here again!"

I love the way he says that, and even lifts up his arms in pretend anger. I just imagine when no-one is around he does role play like in the last clip in his own house XD Also that tripping over bikes can't be helping his badly sliced toenails...

[thornmallow]

"I thought I hit a rainbow." Best line in the whole show!

[loganicfilms]

That, that ending was so depressing. I legit feel sad after that.

[jaydenpaulus]

I love all the cuts to Linda, barfing or crying. Like she's reacting to Teddy's stories.

[JintyGreen]

Teddy is a great character. You laugh and feel bad for him at the same time.

[EboDylan]

You gotta love Teddy he's such a friendly guy. I wish I had someone like him as a best friend ❤️

[crypticghost]

Teddy's life sounds so sad, and yet he's one of the best characters on the show 👏👏👏

[patrickn]

"I like to play with a yoyo, so something comes back to me" 💔😭 teddy