No Contest - Trailer (1995) #shorts

As seen on "SCHLOCKTOBER" - trailer that seems like a parody, but is actually a very real movie. FULL EPISODE HERE:

[TakeWalker]

"a woman's place is in your face" what a line, man

[aces]

“Andrew Dice Clay… *of the Adventures of Ford Fairlane*…” 😂🤣

Like 1995 audiences needed a particular movie to remind them who Dice was.

[thetribunaloftheimaginatio]

LMAO... I remember this from the Schlocktober episode on "Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death!"

[AndrewMcColl]

"Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed as you've never seen her before" - fully clothed for more than a couple of minutes and with her own agency?

Also, 'Robert Davi as hero' is one of those things they kept trying but it never really took. But I guess putting him opposite Dice helps.

[lazylazymule]

Whaaat is this ridiculous movie?? Okay I MUST know more!

[moondog]

Robert Davi as a good guy?!?!?!? awesome. Good for Shannon too. Nothing else about this is appealing tho, ha.

[Estolcles]

OH MY GOD!!! THIS MOVIE WAS REAL AND NOT A WEIRD DREAM I HAD AFTER PASSING OUT WHILE WATCHING WRESTLING AND LISTENING TO "THE DICEMAN" AS A KID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

(And in a period before I knew who Shannon Tweed was, and well before I knew she was the perpetual Main to all the road side pieces of "The Demon" Gene Simmons.)

(I was born maybe 3 years AFTER Movie Bob, thus why I'm more from the Pamela Anderson era over the Shannon Tweed era. :P )

[margomartin]

Have you ever woken up from sleep, go to YouTube and then have your fever dream?

[TwinRiver]

If you meant to upload this as a short, at least due to that hashing in the title, this comes up as a regular trailer. Interesting trailer, but just thought I should mention that like the previous person did just in case you need or want to change anything.

[enerstar]

These don't appear as shorts, just as normal videos...

[TwinRiver]

Is this prep for a new Bob We Trust editorial segment while you finish up the main video?

But the actual trailer isn't really findable on YouTube now and is maybe only on some DVDs or VHSs, so you put this up here for reference to what you're about to talk about + archival purposes? 🤔

[TwinRiver]

I miss this voice over artist's announcements for movies with his deep I don't know what timbre voice for emphasis on certain words. Anyone know who this is?
The only other 90s VHS voice-over artist I kind of learned of since finding and learning stuff accidentally online was Don LaFontaine. I know this isn't him, but I have heard this voice a bunch. 🤔

[johnathonhaney]

The sad thing is the trailer is actually better than the movie. Tried watching the latter and found it a mix of sadistic and boring. Had to switch it off.

[JonLemerond]

Oh yea.. I remember seeing this as a preview a long time ago.. thanks for reminding me it exists.