Mama VS The Restaurant

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[mizrelmizrel]

I'm with Mama " You brought me to a restaurant, to be on your cell phone?🤔" 😆😆😆💖

[laurameisenhelter]

"I know it's time to go. You seein' everybody's cleveland...". 😂😂😂😂⚰️

I swear my oldest sister is becoming Mama.

[TheeDreamologist]

The way I hollered laughing when she said only Jesus could bleed for her. It's the wig for me 😅😂

[starunscripted]

What I wouldn't give to sit across from my beloved mother at a restaurant, just one more time. To hear her complaining about the food, my life, the waiter, her sugar being too low (giving her a peppermint), asking when am I getting married (I'm married now, mama) & my weight😂. This is all before the food comes. She would then proceed to pray for me and the waiter. Thanks for the wonderful memories. God bless you abundantly, EJ!

[KMonaRae]

“Iownt want nuthin to bleed for me but Jesus” 😂😂😂

[thatboycjsings]

mama needs her own tv show w/ Miss Jackie as a special guest every episode!❤️ we love us some mama!

[laydsimba]

“You can see everybody’s Cleveland and errythang” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[kimberlycrockett]

The menu written on paper torn out of a notebook was a nice touch! 😄 And next time I go to a restaurant, I'll be sure to check my "Cleveland" so I don't offend the older generation. 😆😆😂

[HollidayHelp]

My godmother literally did this today😂 apparently her greens be mo tender😂🤣

[kmoj]

😂😂The screen shaking along with her wig gets me EVERYtime!!😂😂

[lildea]

Do you come across many people who can't afford to pay extra? That made my day. I've wanted to say this a time or two. Lol!!!

[IamSalenaMaria]

“I don’t want nothing to bleed for me but Jesus.” -Mama

[karoltowns]

I have turned into Momma. I will have two sides dammit!
And please young ladies put your Cleveland away! That’s privacy!

[the_chozenn_]

😂❤😂😢😢 Shouts out to MY momma and all the mommas that Queen EJ up here representing! 😂😢😂😢❤
“You get ONE ☝️ side?!?”
AND
“I don’t want nothing to bleed for me BUT JESUS!” 🙌🏽🙏🏽🙌🏽🙏🏽

[nataliecowans]

And the Emmy goes to - Mama's wig!!! 👏🏾👏🏾

[Godsgirl]

That was the most aggressive, scary greeting I ever seen. I would have dropped my order pad and ran smooth out the door & quit if I was Ms. Rebecca! 🏃🏽‍♀️

[Glitch_]

My grandmother always, ALWAYS, gets personal and friendly with our server at restaurants, using their name each time she addresses them, and I love that about her ❤ 0:49

[hislilsister]

the eyes she gave, after she set Rebekah straight for not speaking..forever in Rebekah memory

[pamelamajor]

She didn't say the "clevelan" was showing did she?? 😂😂😂

[ItsYolanda]

Not everybody’s Cleave-land out!!!😂😂😂 The next statement that usually follows is “what type of ‘stablishment you done bought me to where they allow half naked ppl in it!?!? This is definitely giving my auntie through and through 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Hilarious ❤