The CAR CRASH that is DANICAPATRICK.COM

Danica Patrick has been in the news recently for... completely normal reasons. Don't all your favourite Sky F1 presenters host podcasts where they talk about Reptilians?
I thought we should take a look at some of Danica Patrick's other adventures including mystic candles, VERY expensive wine and quite a lot of pictures of Danica's feet...

00:00 We need to talk about Danica
02:04 Who is Danica Really?
03:59 Danica Patrick: Winemaker
09:21 Danica Patrick: Candlemaker
14:39 Danica Patrick: Video Game Character
15:45 Danica Patrick: Clothing Designer
17:55 Danica Patrick's Completely Normal Podcast

[christopherroth]

She may be on to something ⛔️
She may be on something ✅️

[MrFawkes]

Danica Patrick and the NASCAR points system are a match made in heaven, just pure lunacy.

[Rydabomb]

If you think im going to spend 30 minuites watching MR V taking the piss out of Danica Patrick, your absolutely right

[penguincamp]

Fun fact: my friend only knew about Danica through Sonic & All-Stars Racing and just assumed she was a good NASCAR driver because of her cameo

[Croftay]

As someone who has lived with Mr V, he is not lying that he will drink at 10am at any opportunity 😂

[Saritus]

3:54 "D for Danica" ... sounds like the perfect catch-phrase for her dating profile

[englishcrumpit]

Do you know why we rarely see crofty on camera? Obviously because he is a lizard from under the mantle of earth. Duh!"!

[anotheruser]

I once dated a girl called Claire Voyant. Had to break up with her. She never saw it coming.

[anotheruser]

I think we've just experienced MySpace in 2024

[mavadelo]

To be fair Mr V, you can love food but hate cooking.
18:49 No lizard eyes? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined :(

[ruisearts]

I thought it was a Rocketpoweredmohawk thumbnail.

[Codi]

I can't decided if this is the most random racing thing I seen, after the Le mans comentetors disscusion about heroin

[gamergod]

to be fair, to say that cooking and food are the same thing is like saying that listening to music and playing an instrument are the same.

[michaelmaclean]

Danica just looked awkward because the lizard people being exposed would cause Damon Hill to be fired by sky which might provoke him into seeking retribution and Silverstone 95ing her into oblivion

[TheDarkShenzi]

I remember seeing Danica Patrick in the Sonic racing game and being really confused as to who she was and I just assumed she was some minor character from Sonic a spin-off movie or something.

[derekpaterson]

As someone who lives in Danica's hometown, you could never tell she is from here, and she is embarrassed about it as well, but people here know a lot about her.

[alexanderbockmann]

The goat is back, most underappreciated Youtuber on the platform, thanks for all the laughs Mr V

[mr.kittee]

"psychedelics open potholes to the spiritual world" is exactly the podcast title id want to see from a formula 1 sky sports pundit

[joeaddison]

I had never heard of Danica Patrick until she showed up in Drive to survive this past year.

[donlucio]

Take a shot everytime the word "danica" appears on the website