Wedding Vows Of The Girl Who Bullied You In High School

[Kstew]

It's like the bad valedictorian speech. "We did it. We're here."

[hazymindstate]

Their engagement photo is the two of them standing in a random field with a heavy brown gradient filter

[Cellinator]

When my wife and I were writing our vows, we were both thinking of this video and trying really hard not to sound anything like it

[nebula]

That marriage lasted 7 months and three of those months were them waiting for the divorce papers

[rachelmcdonough]

The painfully scripted nature and pauses for laughter are so on point.

[milleniam]

"A year and a half ago. Tiddie."

I HOWLED

[missaniebananie]

"Jey-SUN" I cringed and thought the worst was over.

[codyxvasco]

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When she says lows she makes eye contact with a girl he cheated on her with.

[wishingwell_]

i love how it's like vaguely threatening the audience with "AND THAT'S A LOT 😐"

[newnickfb]

I worked for a wedding photographer for 2.5 years, and after about 6 months of hearing this exact speech from literally every bride, I just started leaving the room for the ceremony. This is fucking spot on.

[_nicholette]

"that the guy, taking my order, at outback steakhouse, would one day be my husband. i🐐would've🐐never🐐believed🐐 yue🐐"

[BrendanMcGinley]

I have worked 150 weddings, and the speech is so ridiculously true I'm shaking.

[aeiou_ena]

Todæy, we are here, in front of our friænds and and god

[lofisynthetic]

As a former wedding photographer this is impressively realistic, and I’m even pretty sure I’ve even heard these exact wedding vows a couple times before

[petekrumb]

As someone who works catering at weddings this is scarily accurate

[norijean]

And everytime she bullied you she kept looking at her friends for approval just like she does here.

[_thk]

Te-dey

Edit: lookitas, we've made it

[giieko]

The forced smiles and the constant glances at the crowd for validation are on point.

[danshi]

My body is physically rejecting this video like it's a foreign object that made its way under my skin

[sunlightfire]

This is so viscerally accurate I may vomit. Bravo ma'am.