the space station has what?

[Egge]

Roses are red, remember this quote, DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE BOATS!

[Jie_Hua]

I didn’t think “rizzler” would come out of BUFF’s mouth until today.

[andystar]

i dont think he needs the dating app to match with poland

[michaelscott]

"Russia, stop cat-phishing Grampa BUFF with supermodels wanting him to come and visit their mansions in beautiful St. Petersburg."
"Or what?"
_"Or I'll let him...and tell him to take The Kid with him as a wingman."_

[anubis]

*"To Bee 🐝 or not to Bee 🐝"* - The F-22 on radar

[hellhoundactual]

"is it still considered a genocide or a warcrime if it's not human, cause I'm about to show ET who exactly was made in God's Image" FUCKING SENT ME

[TheNN]

"Stop psyopping the senior citizen!"

I mean in fairness that is strategic to do that to Grandpa Buff. They know how dangerous he is.

[iexplodonateri]

3:07 As an avid part of the Stellaris community, I cannot tell you how many times we have had this conversation. I think all of us may be on several watch lists at this point with how many war crimes, crimes against humanity and crimes against existence itself we have committed.

[FerreusVir]

Theyre called "Human" rights for a reason.

[UnbrokenPromises-wn]

sad raptor noises

"if it breathes, we can kill it"

two fantastic lines from raptor on opposite ends of the spectrum. Awesome.

[llidbill]

"I'm about to show ET who was made in God's image" is by far the single greatest thing I've heard all year.

[MikhailS]

The kid and poland's first date will be a field trip to Eastern Ukraine, I've heard they want to marry in Moscow with a big barbecue. Truly the perfect match

[batnerd]

NASA: “Oh hey guys, why are you back?”
Astronaut: “Moon’s haunted.”
NASA: “What?”
Astronaut: “Moon’s haunted” *cocks shotgun*

[dritzzka]

F22: These intercepts are rated E for everyone.

[LtCWest]

Hmm, I wonder if HLC is aware of the a recent event about a Germen frigate sailing up the Themse river to London for some reason, and then, while being towed out, they were playing Darth Vaders theme, the fuckin Imperial March, on loudspeaker!

Both the Tommies and the Jerries thought it was mega based. ^^

[NovaLesk]

Oh F22, sleek in the sky,
With a heart of steel and engines that fly,
You saw that blip and felt the call,
To intercept-its love, after all!

[illdecidelater]

Jesus christ I was not ready for germany to clap back on the UK like that lmao, almost spit my damn drink out

[DarkDragonPath]

We're not giving the kid to Poland... We're just letting him study abroad, ya know, get to know the culture, learn a language, grow his world view, and his intercept count! 😂

[GlasgowCeltic]

Buff... in Space. Now there's something I didnt have on my 2024 bingo card.

[loganbrown]

Raptor needs his own meet up app, only instead of dating it's for interceptions. He'd probably get 25+ matches for the Su-57 (and he gets ghosted for most of them because as we all know Russia can't supply an entire squadron)