The reason Sans and Asgore never fight together

BGM:buttercup

[technopathic]

Sans: I've already "befriended" your mom last night

Asgore:

[IsoyaYasuji]

Asgore: **accidentally hits Sans once**

Sans: *_Adiós_*

[TheHeavieKiwie]

Plot twist: His target was Sans all along.

[braddladd]

“And how did you die?”
Sans: Asgor stabbed me with his 3 pronged fork.

[alfianfahmi]

"This is why Toriel left you, Mr. Asgore 💀"
- Sans

[brandonvdlith]

Asgore: *kills sans*
Player: congratulations you played yourself

[thatonechickeninyourwindow]

This is Asgore's revenge for sans's "befriending" of Toriel.

[WORMPONY]

Asgore: **instant regret**
Chara: “Two birds with one stone!”

[Complexicon_of_a_Startist]

"Dammit Asgore! That was my last bottle of ketchup!"

[marthekirby]

Asgore be like: *"You took my wife, I'm taking your life."*

[sinfulwrath]

Asgore: Hey Sans.
Sans: Yeah?
Asgore: On your left!
Sans: Whu...?
"Dies"

[RizzytheWizzy]

Death: "So, how did it happen?"
Sans: "Well, I was impaled by my friend when we were trying to beat up a yellow mass murderer child."
Death: "Eh, not worse then the giant goat lady from this morning who claimed she was stabbed by a kid that fell through her roof"
Sans: *"Would you mind repeating that"*

[danielinparentheses]

Asgore: Hey sans.
Sans: Yeah asgore?
Asgore: *swiggity swoot-*

[Supported-Characters]

Asgore: accidentally impales sans through the head with his weapon.
Sans: *Guess I’ll die*

[turtleyeetturtlefood]

More like the reason Asgore should never fight with someone.

[RingoA]

Sans: just trying to see some battle action*

Also sans: gets stabbed

Sans: WTF-

[znalay]

Asgore: **talk like sans**
Asgore: **pull his weapon**
Sans: what **dead**

[damyroleplayandplays]

Everyone: HOW?!
Asorge: Don't know
Everyone: YOU DON'T KNOW
Asorge: Yes I don't know

[WellPreparedTreeFrog]

plot twist: this is the canon last breath mode.

[XPForever]

Asgore: IM GONNA DESTROY YOUR F*CKING MER-
"Ouch"
Sans: *Reduces to atoms*