bro dodged a bullet

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[gingerbread_GB]

She doesn't need a husband, she needs a dad.

[tet]

Bro dodged humanity's whole arsenal

[bignumbers]

Why did she just accept his acceptance of her breaking up with him? She didn't even try to keep him.

[ScathGaming]

She said she’s only about “husband energy” meanwhile shes bringing zero wholesome wife energy to the relationship. These double standards are gonna bite these women one day

[DefeatLust]

I'm so HAPPY for that bro. He dodged a missile. I'm optimistic for his future

[thmg]

Woman: leave me alone
Guy: Okay.
Woman: OMG why would he do that?

[joybme]

I had a friend who destroyed her marriage this way. She and her husband were having some problems. He came to her to see if they could work things out. She literally told him there was nothing he could do. It was too late, and she would not be changing her mind. Then she came whining to me that he had left the home for good after that conversation. I pointed out to her that she had told him there was absolutely nothing he could do! Then she said she thought that would motivate him to pursue her. What??? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[boomerwow]

She doesn't want a husband, she wants a dog to train. Make it jump through some hoops at the dog show. Get a prize for being a good owner. That's her energy.

[TheEtherea]

Smart guy, didn't even bother to waste his time on her. Learn from him, do like him.

[HeyHey]

The irony of her trying to manipulate the guy with her delusions of some random expectation that the guy should be begging her to be in relation with her is really subtle. Really subtle irony. Love it.

[danielhall]

She was not just expecting drama, but HOPING for it. Chillbro accidentally critted her ego.

[abro]

"He didn't think he could make me happy"
This is why he didn't try. He knew he couldn't make you happy. He must have picked up on the crazy in advance. He saw the signs.

[saturn]

In 10 years she'll be crying "Where have all the good men gone?!". 🤣

[The_Foil]

Bro dodge that insta kill bullet so hard, thank god for him

[muckus_the_macka]

Bet she is one of those "heartbreakers" so that IF he did try to win her back, it would give her much more satisfaction to reject his request

[noname-gphk]

Imagine knocking her up on accident. Imagine how ruined your life would be.

[Merlchar]

"I don't think I can make you happy." I have used those EXACT words with some of the bullets I've dodged over the years. They always misinterpret that as us not being committed enough. So hilarious.

[FRAMEDSKATEKREW]

She did humanity a big favor by uploading that video.
Now everyone will see how crazy she is.

[HolyBlowhole]

When she said “I can be manipulated” what she actually meant was: “I can be manipulative.”

A subtle yet significant distinction!

[Green_Shift]

Girl: “I’m so sorry but…I don’t see this relationship going any further.”

Boy: “I agree. Farewell to you and may the elder gods watch over you.”



Girl: *”You weren’t supposed to do that.”*