Heavy fails his Math Test

i hate math

music:
-Get Outside
-Action Hero
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[LunaticWithALicense]

Remember kids, never buy a box from a strange man who is willing to accept babies as a currency or you may end up with a surprise math test.

[ryarod]

One of the funniest things about this, in my opinion:

So many GMod and SFM YTP-style videos show Heavy as a complete idiot, yet canonically, he's actually one of the smartest mercs. He just doesn't feel a need to go out of his way to prove it.

[bimeshii]

"i have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet"

[guidotonin]

basic valve math.
0+1=1
1+1=2
2+1= impossible

[adamata]

Using that soundbite from Medic as a number. Genius.

[themagnificentpearlbones]

Heavy: Medic, help me!
Medic: Nein!
*Heavy writes down 9*
Me: *loses it*

[AvitalShtap]

At least Spy drew a little sadface :'(

[HoplooWare]

Got the nein/nine joke immediately. Loved it.

[Forcedminer]

it costs 400, 000 dollars to fire this weapon for 10 seconds....

Can't add 2 + 2

[Fatpiepro]

An unexpected math test... I feel the feels that heavy feels.

[TheSuperCoolMan]

"Medic help me!"
"Nein!"
-writes nine as the answer

lost it.

[royatoy]

The answer was 9 but the spy misread it and thought it was a g

[DrogothTheDragonLord]

What kind of test would medic have if he was that frustrated?

[Halvos]

See this is the problem this the school system in America, his got one question wrong so he automatically fails.

[Aflay]

Me: joke flies over my head

_reads comments_

Me:

[elenabarcenas]

Heavy: MEDIC, HELP ME!!!
Medic: NEIN!!
Heavy: *writes down 9*

[zenaidaalejo]

2+2=9
I can show it ok look
2
What is two?
Its 2
Theres two twos
2+2+2+2=8
What is half of two?
1
2+2+2+2+1=9
HEAVY IS GENIUS

[voodoodummie]

I wonder why the medic struggled with the test, he must have assumed it was a trick question.

[SuperSooldierpl]

Typical day of Heavy's life in a school.

[Leander_]

This might be my favorite SFM/Gmod short ever. Everything is just random enough while still being coherent to have a great punchline. All the humor is condensed into one minute.