The Safe Space Hotline!

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[Axiomatic]

"I can't even!"
"You're so brave to be weak enough to not be able to even"
Pure gold, I'm almost crying 🤣🤣

[chance_ondriezek]

Comedians are always the best advocates for free speech. It’s no coincidence that people who are against free speech also have no sense of humor.

[SunFL]

“I’m here to listen to you victimize yourself!” 🎯❤️🤷🏼‍♀️

[odette]

"You are so brave to be weak enough to not be able to even."
🤣❤🤣
Brilliant sanity as ever JP!

[ruthlundy]

You couldn't have done it better !! You summed it up brilliantly, thanks again and keep helping others put the blame where it belongs On THEMSELVES !

[MJ-kgqy]

Pretty sure this helpline is actually Twitter

[Lunarose-ofrp]

“I’m literally shaking right now and I don’t know what to do.” Our world for the past 2 years 😏

[overthehilldill]

I haven't lol'd this hard in awhile. Thx JP for helping us get thru these moronic times.

[Aoki]

On point and beautifully hilarious once again.

[mattyjay]

"Could you hysterically tell me how bad that made you feel"🤣💀

[dublinoseven]

We all want the same thing—they want a safe space and we’ve all but begged them to go someplace else.

[PepeToTheMooon]

JP is the man!!! Truth with a bit of sarcasm, but it’s mostly true!

[ModelA]

"I'm here to listen to you victimize yourself..." Perfect!

[batmanforpresident]

This country is like a never ending episode of "The Twilight Zone".
All that's missing is Rod Serling's narration.

[mmmfun]

I love this guy & his life’s work. He nails it EVER time!

[j-dub]

With the help of 3 phone calls to the Safe Space Hotline, it only took me 29 minutes to get through this video.
Thanks JP!

[Poisonedblade]

As someone who works for big tech, I've shown coworkers an image of kids building sandcastles on a beach and heard, "ThAt reMinDs mE of ICE seParAtInG cHildRen frOM tHeIr PaRentS at The Border!"

[NRDavis-wlvn]

Volunteered on a Crisis Line for 10 years. Yes people like this are common. I blame it all on T Ball...
No winning, no loosing and Ice Cream afterwards for showing up.
Vince Lombardi: No one remembers who took 2nd place.
Thanks J P for the humor 👍🏻

[Johnmiccael]

Yo JP thank you for your service first of all thank you for doing what you're doing with your channel and thank you for doing what you're going to do when it all comes down my man we need more people like you in this world. Blessings and Bliss my friend!!!!

[shawnstthomas]

Dude you're awesome! Freedom thinking Californians thank you!!