Cooking with Abigail - Jack Stauber

[Antiquechainsaw]

abigail: trying to cook
the fig: are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you

[Boooo]

Salt: "The fig said something horrible about you."
The Fig: *speaks straight facts*

[Glucosedriven]

Fig: Says something horrible


Abigail: I'm about to purify this man's whole rot

[vnknwn_vSeR-]

The thing I love about Jack Stauber is that he never explains his songs, he just lets the audience interpret them however they want.

[nerdleturtle]

Abigail: two shots of vodka


The salt: *p u r i f y t h e f i g s r o t*

[eelyr]

The melody during the ‘colorful dinners unfold’ part is just so unsettling, I love it

[justabridget]

Fig: being real and depressed
Salt: Y’all hear sum? Think the fig talking shit 👀

[candythegremlin]

My favorite part about this is how Abigail gently holds the fig while it unloads its emotions. Also that weird moan the old men keep making is so creepy, love it.

[tigerscar]

Does anybody else find it crazy that most of Jack Staber's videos are almost all about one to two minutes long but it feels like a full experience when watching one.

[logical_]

The Fig; Giving a deep speech of how he’s miserable of watching what Abigail has to endure, and pleading for forgiveness.

Abigail; Okay lol

[No-qbme]

It’s the fact that after the fig says his true feelings, Abigail starts reacting to the song lyrics. when it says “ walking around in a pretty apron” she frowns at the words before going back to that happy smile. And the fact her head is bobbing and leaning is almost as if she is getting lackadaisical and crushing the eggs. She is starting to care less and less about the cooking show. It’s not like people care, all they want to do is ogle at her

[glorywithrs]

My name is Abigail. I play this everytime I make instant ramen.

The "cooking" part may not be there but with Abigail? Definitely.

[basiI]

Fig: spilling his heart out trying to express his emotions
Abagail: 👁👄👁

[drn]

If yo girl is
"Having such fun"
"Walking around in a pretty apron"
Making "colourful dinners"
that ain't your girl thats abigail

[greentea]

Abigail: *literally just cooking*

The salt shaker: *Ok sO tHe fIg-*

[jennifertheegg]

"Its not easy to say how I feel, please forgive me.."
OUCH ALL OF THAT WAS REAL OUT OF NOWHERE 😨😨😨

[pieroshiki]

Abigail: **cooking**

Salt: *_yO fIG BE TALKING SMACK BOUT' YOU GURL_*

[ZVELUVV]

Jack Stauber Jingles: *Exist*
Theorist: *_Its free real estate_*

[mrsmamalove]

My theory is that Abigail never liked cooking, and her dad always wanted her to be a cook so he trained her to believe she loved cooking. She starts a cooking show, and by now, she genuinely loves cooking and is very good at it. But everyone who watches it only loves her “pretty apron” (pretty body & face) and the fig is her inner feelings about all of this. The salt is her father/ family. The money is all the funds she gets from the show.

[duggyrulz]

My understanding is that when the salt shakers say that "the fig said something horrible about Abigail" and she goes to the fig, the fig never says anything at her directly, which means technically the fig DIDN'T say anything bad about her. This means that the salt shakers made that up so that she would get immediately mad and silence the fig before it could speak the truth about her cooking show and the creeps who make and fund it.