Coulson being a dad for almost 4 minutes straight

I've wanted to make this video for forever and I finally did

[elizeholyoake]

Him roasting jemma in s2 for her food choices lmao

[diogocasstro]

"dad jokes, it's a glitch sorry" that was so funny he is just the best

[aethei]

Phil breaking into Jemma’s apartment in season 2 to bring her groceries and roasting her on her diet is like a dad visiting his daughter at university 😂😂

[frog]

*A man of my age? That's something you say to an old person.*

Jemma: 👁️👄👁️

[ella]

May: You speak Spanish?
Coulson: *vacation Spanish.*

SUCH DAD ENERGY my dad too

[nxtgarratt]

“Hey mack can’t touch this.” 😂😂😂 that killed me!

[heidichen]

"You always listen to the whole menu. ALWAYS." Melinda May 2020

[wafflingmean]

Coulson dropping in on Simmons when she's undercover just to make her dinner and catch up is one of the most heartwarming things any boss has ever done.

[beth]

coulson confronting jemma about her diet 😂 i was so sure jemma left for hydra or something crazy like that

[axelf]

_“Sorry bro, apparently I’m incapable of expressing my feelings or letting people take care of me”_

[sanyamehta]

alternate title ‘dad jokes for 3:51 minutes’

[danielruiz]

0:57 That's the most dad thing i've ever seen.

[OneNerdyAce]

"and my captain crunch." HAHAHAHA

[danielwang]

My favorite line from Coulson is after he landed on the alien planet and rolled down a hill, he sat up, saw the two moons and said "I'll be damned, Tatooine"

[bluephoenix]

Only four minutes??? That’s like the whole show

[isobeljames]

Aka Clark Gregg being an absolute legend

[outofcommission]

0:14 i find it to interesting that that one line alone could establish his character. like the holiness of him

[ImThethKing]

"Hey. Mack Hammer. Can''t touch this" the first time I saw that scene I was HOWLING LMFAO it still gets me

[freedomcoulson]

Alternate title: Coulson being a dad with a side of May being a mom

[cianbarry]

Him just standing in a dark corner for that joke is amazing