PICKING THE MOST HARDCORE MILITARY BRANCH!! #shorts #military

[-ERIC_CARTMAN]

It’s like he spawned and just became a softie cutie 😂

[valentinobrown]

People have got to admit that Coast guard is low key wholesome

[cbrown]

Ok but secretly, Coast Guard is always ready to go after it

[TryinBnice]

As an AF Vet.. this cracks me up so damn much lol. AF waves him off lol

[acenikkosadoptedson]

coast guard is like the kevin of the group

[mariedockery]

"What y'all do around here?"
"I dunno. Sometimes we throw sh** at Kevin."
Coastie..."Just happy to be included!"...throws it at Air Force... or something...

[malsiddas]

Coast Guard is the cutest personality. ❤

[deleted]

lol 😂 marine looked scary and he was very excited

[alaynasanderson]

Coastie acts sweet so he can come up close to you and attack ! coastie motto should be

"Kill em with kindness" and then proceeds to bear hug them to death

[khylesamuelkimmelanio]

Coast Guard is the cutest branch mascot in the branches series

[umokwhy]

Ironically Coast Guard in peace time sees more action than the other branches in terms of drug raids

[sevenarmies]

Me when I spawn into a new Minecraft server

[pootmahgoots]

Coastie got psychopath vibes. He's Lowkey got the others so scared they act normal.

[huntsbychainsaw]

Coastie all cuddly till the pirates show up.

[Pyro]

In all seriousness, the coast guard can do some pretty bad ass stuff sometimes.

[daniellehatch]

OMG....the ending made me want to give Coastie a huge hug 🤗

[MorbidKat]

Iiiidk....y'all see that guy saving dumbf*ck straight out Niagra Falls?? That's pretty badass. I served in the Army and water is a hard no go lol

[defaultzenabled]

Cost guard: hi guys I Iike to have fun with my friends but i will exterminate your entire bloodline if you steal my goggles

[lemniscatefortunecanfinall]

The rest of the branchturds family: *all crazy eyes*
CoastieTheBestie: *sproing Beluga face* HOOAH!!
AirForce: *sitting like a real team owner* 🍵

[juanxnaranjo]

Coast Guard is the Butters of the group