Surviving a Baby Attack

[luis_flexin]

as a man who’s been attacked by a baby, thank you sir

[nathansalyer]

I love how the baby still got the sunglasses, so much for that technique

[nxxynx]

It is the father's job to stress test the newborn and prepare them for combat.

[wawawawawa]

That kid is so fucking adorable holy shit

[Scronkc]

The karate chop failed to make contact, baby kicked me, stole my wife and drove off in my car.

[maykd]

I wish I've seen this video sooner.
Still recovering after last baby attack.

[toastybeanie]

I ain’t letting my newborn pull any punches on me. I’m ready to send him back to before he was born.

[yash]

Honestly, I don't understand why nobody talks about this on the internet. I've been baby attacked twice in my life and I still have PTSD. Sometimes I still dream about a vacuum sucking my hair. I've been a regular to the psychologist for 3 years now and all I can do is hope it gets better soon. Praying for all the victims of baby attacks across the world🙏

[MadsOcto]

As a kindergarten teacher: thank you so much!

[boilingpot]

instructions unclear: baby judo slammed me and stole my car keys

[eelvis]

Cutest little baby ever! and they love the camera, a star is born

[wrath]

Instructions unclear, shot put my kid into the ceiling

[puncheanman]

Detroit Urban Survival Training has been really quiet since this dropped

[Mudmchemba]

The laugh midway was mad heart warming can't lie

[jamesflameson]

I feel like you're such a great person when you're not doubling someone's kindness and giving it to my double cancer

[ChrisKalumbis]

I laughed very hard.
Too hard.
I filled my diaper.

[KaityKat]

I love how the baby is just chillin through all this. like this just isn't anything out of the ordinary

[CaptainFishVR]

I lost my arm in a baby fighting incident

[ARealFakePerson]

I appreciate someone bringing to light this serious issue.
I will be sure to use these techniques, next time I am attacked

[chubsmania]

Phew I was worried that I was gonna get massacred by a bunch of babies, you potentially saved my life. Thank you for your service