How To Survive A Rhea Attack (training Kevin p1)

I risk life and limb for you all. 👨🏻‍🌾🤝 love you sons.

Kevin’s getting there he’ll be eating out of my belly button in no time!

Love u guys
-Uncle Farmer Ben

#ostrichplug #rhea #farming #urbanfarming #birds #ostrich #emu

[floob]

I don’t know what’s funnier your dog being named Poggers or you gently pushing Kevin’s head aside with a garbage lid lol

[Guran.M]

"I'll tell you whats animal abuse, Kevin hurting me"


You know, Just for this sentence alone you aren't wrong

[accepthisname]

I love how casually he narrates and walks around as if there isn't an albino Big Bird trying to murder him the entire time.

[caitlynryder]

Nearly 2 years on and Kevin still doesn't know he's lower on the pecking order

[dradamov]

I really like the fact that he explains what should be done if we ever encounter specifically Kevin.

[lancsdragon]

For some reason this guy calmly fighting his giant bird is killing me

[errorghostt]

"He needs to establish boundaries." *smacks Kevin with a trash can lid*

[bigmike]

Ben's left forearm was a lot smoother and less battle-scarred back in these days. Goodness has he come far, may the Lord never stop blessing us with your work and your presence, Ben

[TheDragonLegacy]

"He needs to learn he's on the lower pecking order, so to speak"
I'm about to watch a man fight a bird

[davidlane]

I've only seen less than 4 minutes of this man's life and I already know he's a national treasure

[boratpajama]

Kevin just wakes up and chooses violence.

[YoungClarke]

I love coming back to see the origin of Kevin. How there was such patience and tolerance and an expectation that he would learn.

Cut to today and it is just accepted. “Kevin is evil and you smack him with the riot shield”

Never change, Kevin. You monster dinosaur

[themindset]

This is so funny because he's just casually running away and fighting off the bird while being so nice.

[AverytheCubanAmerican]

In the wild, a rhea can sprint at 40mph and deliver a nasty kick to predators that try to attack
But luckily, Kevin hasn't tried that yet

[lolallyouwant]

"It definitely hurts" - He says calmly
Kevin - *ripping skin off*

[TheObsoletist]

I love when you first see a close up of Kevin, you can instantly tell he has an attitude problem.

[Sumschmuck]

How to defend yourself against a Rhea.
1. Stay calm
2. Casually approach rhea
3. Grab that foo by the neck

[datbishboo]

KEVIN IS LITERALLY TRYING TO BITE OFF HIS FLESH AND HES LIKE "mmm well if you look here, , uh- he is definetly trying to kill me but thats ok"

[ralphschraven]

The fact that he doesn't add any context or discloses what he's about to do makes the sudden garbage can slap all the more hilarious.

[goldman]

Something about 0:47 hit my survival instinct in a way I didn't like, having an incoming threat rushing towards the camera only for the camera to be turned away and the location of the threat left ambiguous. There's gotta be some kind of cinematographic term for a shot like that. Kevin has the atmosphere of a dangerous predator is what I'm trying to say.