Mortician Answers Dead Body Questions From Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED

Victor M. Sweeney, a licensed funeral director and mortician, answers the internet's burning questions about dead bodies and the funeral director profession. When someone dies, what happens to their poo? If a person dies with contacts in...does a mortician take them out? Will your cat actually eat you when you die? Victor answers all these questions and much more.



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Mortician Answers Dead Body Questions From Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED

[Jairoppi]

He is the mortici'est mortician i've ever seen
*> is named Victor Sweeney*
*> dark sense of humour*
*> well dressed and charismatic*

[AstralStgma]

*whips out embalming fluid*
"You forgot the blue flavor"
I love this man

[NotesNNotes]

"I've put on more bras than I've taken off" literally has me in tears

[jadenversluis]

I watched this 2 years ago, now I'm a funeral directors assistant. Thanks wired 👌

[angqueque]

he seems like the type of guy to tell the dead body he is working on a joke and then after a couple seconds he says "wow tough crowd"

[zhe_eee]

The suit, the glasses, the gelled hair, the way he speaks, his face, his name… he belongs in a Tim burton movie, Immediately. There is no reason he should be *this* fit for his job💀

[bloodhoney]

I have a huge appreciation for morticians because I lost my mother recently. The mortician that took care of her was above and beyond anything I’d ever imagine. He really cared and made sure everything was exactly as I asked for. I did request him to allow me to do my mother’s makeup and he let me go into the mortuary and do it. It was heavy. It’s something that I will carry with me forever.

[Cecile]

Victor is such a perfect mortician (the way he dresses, how he looks and speaks, and his wits) that he’s almost like an actor (yes it’s a compliment)

[nubianfx]

He looks like who a hollywood casting director would pick for a romcom about a charming, attractive but quirky mortician. lol

[benonpc]

His parents chose his profession when they named him Victor Sweeney

[terminator]

I've met actually a few morticians in my life. One thing they all had in common was that they all had a good sense of humor. I guess you need that for this job, otherwise you would go insane.

[ate_momodachii]

what i love most about how he answers questions is he actually answers them. no going around the question or anything, just direct answers and explanations. hes so insightful its wonderful

[amicableenmity]

Victor M Sweeny is the most mortician name ever. He's straight out of a Victorian novel.

[leefox]

you CANNOT have a name like "victor m. sweeney" and do anything BUT be a mortician bro

[kyoukopan]

Holy cow the way he said "aren't we all" at 5:22 had me dying!

[thesaviorofsouls]

This guy is the absolute stereotype of the job, and its the absolute best!
All the love to this guy

[albaraqahtani]

"Victor M. Sweeney"

The most victorian-era name ever for a mortician

[samwh.]

He's dressed EXACTLY how I would expect a mortician to be dressed

[eliana_hdz]

why is this man so fine...like he's smart asf too

[bta]

"I have probably put on more bra's, than I have taken off in my life"'

This is a man who will never lie, I trust him already.