New MLB Rules

The new rules of MLB are here to make the game more entertaining.

[TVXDcombyElkhan]

“We’re also experimenting with rigging the game.”

[CCM]

New rule: you actually have to watch the game

[flyerfan]

I always liked George Carlin’s random mines in the outfield

[SaxoraMcOhn]

New rule: if the trainer imitates a player on the field with an accuracy of atleast 69% he can jinx them and they're no longer allowed to move. But if the trainer from the _opposite_ team imitates the enemy trainer he can jinx the enemy trainer until player who currently has the ball sings the national anthem of the land the cameraman comes from.

[emilypearl]

New rule: You got to prove you acually find baseball interesting by not looking at your phone or talking during the entire game or else you have to listen to a guy from Boston do a racist rant about sports for 5 hours.

[Spooky_Cat_real]

New rule: Now games are replaced with commercials. Just commercials. Nothing else.

[sidthompson]

You also have to do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around every time the pitcher blinks for 1/8 of a second too long

[PuroGalloPinto]

New rule: If you hit a home run, the tall taylor will come and cut your thumbs

[humanbeing]

Gangam style rule is perfection. Need this irl

[le_croc]

New rule: if it is the first day of a vacation weekend the players have to eat spaghetti made by a random person watching

[Tankerman]

Love the fact he was back in when steroids were legal, reminds me of that comment

"We need an Olympics where drugs are all legal, let's see how high a person can REALLY jump"

[lostmuffin]

As much as people like to meme on the new rules, they actually got me into watching baseball. Like... the entire game. Normally I could only watch an inning and get bored, now with the shorter games, I watch every pitch.

[ArmedPuggery]

If Philly fans were all given steroids, I’m pretty sure a civil war would start

[tomster]

i like the pitch clock. after all, most other sports have a delay of game penalty

[tc]

Legalizing steroids and a pitch clock would legitimately get me back into baseball

[feral_shade]

All of that seems perfectly reasonable to me!
Except one thing



(pitchers definitely need 10.5 seconds)

[BrianLuxe]

If a game goes 13 innings then every player on the field must consume at least four hot dogs, and only beer in the dugouts.

[blacky_Ninja]

YESSS! If there was actually an „all steroids and Drugs allowed“ sports competition i‘d watch it for once 😂

[pelegsap]

I have a bucket list of stuff I want to one day understand: Operating system architecture, General relativity, Quantum field theory and Baseball. The latter is probably the most complex and confusing of the group.

[KimJongUn]

Bro the German “HeH?” Is so accurate 💀