10 of Donald Trump’s Business That Completely Failed

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[alancampbell]

If you can’t sell booze, steak, football and gambling to the American public, you have no business being in business.

[Noises]

I tried to read Donald Trump's how to run a bigly business for dummies e-book but it kept going straight to Chapter 11.

[raymondclark]

We used to go to his casino in AC
In the men's room there was always water leaking from the ceiling for years.
The leak never got fixed but they did empty the buckets under them.
This is the guy who promised to fix our infrastructure :(

[whobitmyname]

Fun linguistics fact:

In French, the word "tour" does not mean a tour... it means to do a full circuit around something. So the Tour de France basically means "the race around France."

So while the Donald thought he was powering up his name with the prestige of the English word "Tour, " he actually named it The Race Around Trump... Which of course suggests it takes a person on a bicycle several hours to make it around his fat behind.

[jessejoyce]

Apparently having a daddy who gives you hundreds of millions of dollars is more important than having any degree of skill (or empathy, or intelligence)

[jtmichaelson]

When Trump ran for president, my first thoughts were to remember the last 30 years I'd watched Trump fail at every aspect of everything we knew him to do. Especially the casino, which hurt my father personally in business. I laughed and said that if people would just remember who and what Donald Trump is/was, he'll never get elected. Guess we Americans forget a bit too easily. NOTHING Trump does surprises me. Absolutely NOTHING!

[wclark]

It takes a special kind of stupid to lose money on a casino.

[williammatthews]

It's no wonder America has such an issue determining the truth about anything when they elect a man who has so many business failures and he still says "I did great!" in regards to them. And yes, I'm an American.

[paulmakinson]

11th failure: he wanted to be a dictator, but he only got to first syllable.

[ZechsMerquise]

You forgot his three failed casino's.

[TjPhysicist]

5:23 - so as a team owner he was SO BAD that he bankrupted not just the team but the ENTIRE LEAGUE? that's some mad skillz, lol

[buckyhate]

What kind of businessman manages to fail at selling steak, liquor and water, never mind tanking a casino? And to think that his whole platform was to run a country, like a business.

[Tommy_Mac]

He starts a men's magazine...and put his daughter on the cover?!?!?? Eeew!!

[ez-]

You know he's right about calling himself a genius. He'a genius at bankruptcy.

[steveschafer]

Unfortunately, you may soon have to add the United States to the list of failed businesses in his disastrous legacy....

[EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

Trumps DNA results came back: 95% Sleeze. 5% Oompa Loompa

[wcdeich]

To be fair, Trump did not just sell shares in this companies - he also had to ask his daddy to bail him out

[karenshaub]

And next on his list of bankruptcies is, the envelope please,
The United States of America!

[jaswmclark]

If he really wants a successful enterprise he should market Trump Toilet Paper, with his face on each sheet.

[ftnppg]

He has gone into every easy business with crazy big profits. None of it takes skill. Just money. He still fails.
He just puts his face on things and marks it up by 1000 percent.