r/Maliciouscompliance I Got Revenge Against My Karen Neighbor

0:00 Intro
0:07 Copying answers
1:11 Input
5:47 Parking
8:39 Fire drill
11:36 Clocking out
13:05 Daddy
14:40 Comment
15:02 Sleeping hours

[dracko]

Story 2: Seriously, don't go "Why didn't you tell us??" when YOU'RE the one who told OP to stop gossiping and to just do his job. This is EXACTLY what you told OP to do, why are you so shocked? What did he mean OP took the request "too literally" and being "petty"? He shot himself in the foot by telling OP to not give a Sh*t.

[ashv]

"Ill try to sound more disappointed next time" damn i wish i was that quick on my feet 😂

[Darkddmaster]

Creepy customers are the worst, but as a straight dude, I love disappointing them. I worked pizza dleivery in college, one night a female coworker, also a driver, got off a call and literally recoiled. She told me the customer was very creepy, and when he found out she was a driver said he hoped he got to see her, she got nervous and just told him, she can't really choose her orders (kinda true), but he said he'd give her a tip if she delivered it. Technically the way we did things, she was next up to take his order, but I offered to take it for her, she offered to cover dishes while I was gone. I get to the dudes hotel, and he opens the door, obviously disappointed, but I am being super friendly, 'good evening sir! Hope you're doing well!' I open the box to show the pizza (we were supposed to do this to ensure the customer liked the pizza, but we didn't always do it) 'everything look good today sir?!' He just mumbled 'yeah, looks great' hands me the money (no tip) and off I go.

[lovelynight]

The way I myself would crashout if the manager had the balls to look me in the eye and ask "why didn't you tell me he was frustrated for being hired for a job he didn't sign up for" after explicitly telling them that people were upset for being hired for a job they didn't sign up for. Crazy how words have meaning.

[maieen]

Hearing rSlash say "Daddy" in that voice was not on my 2024 Bingo card, but I'm here for it 😂

[Jaybei]

Am I the only one imagine the guy smug look quickly turning into a horrified look when the male Taco Bell worker yelled out Daaadddyyy!"!😂😂🤣

[Caffeinatedwife]

That last story reminds me of when I was 19 working at Express. We had a ton of international people come through and there was a Muslim man from I don't know where that was furious that I was asking him questions and looking him in the eye.
Mind you he was shopping for his wife who was standing next to him that I was told I couldn't speak to. He demanded I get a man for him to talk to, I told my managers (I had 3) and the super flamboyantly gay one bounced off to talk to him.

[Sailorguardianluna]

As much as I love Rslash, I don't usually react to the videos. The "Daddy" story made me laugh so hard I almost choked on my breakfast 😂

[MatsuyoRific]

Story 2 reminds me of my dad. He was hired by this company to improve productions through his coding skills. To be clear, his programs literally saved his last company millions of dollars every year. However, they wouldn't give him access to do the stuff he needed to do, and instead had him selling scrap metal. He quit.

[tailsofchaos]

I definitely remember the "Daddy" from another story. That was when a lady was saying something to the child badly and the person taking care of it was reprimanding her for it. Long story short, when his father came in he ran to him and said daddy.
If I'm correct I think the father was the boss or something along those lines.
The lady did not return the next day like she fired herself. Just for the fact that she was saying something to this child even though the child didn't do anything wrong.
I wish I could remember what it was but maybe it was not belonging here and the other person was going to say who this child is.

[carsont]

Bring back stories about Kevin, tech support, ahole tax and feel good stories (we all could use some joy).

[ashingray]

Dude as an insomniac I value my sleep more than ANYTHING. I have a seriously strict time I NEED to go to bed or else I'll get maybe two to three hours of sleep max. It irritates the ever living crap out of me when people say 'just stay off your phone before you go to bed' like dude, I'm literally laying on my back staring at the ceiling for HOURS while I wait for my body to finally go 'ok, now we can sleep'. people also find it impressive that I can function normally on two hours of sleep, lol, I'd rather sleep like six hours but hey, some sleep is better than no sleep XD

[ashh]

Why am I picturing Kevin pulling a full Angel Dust motif when calling for "Daddy?" 😂😂😂

[Darkddmaster]

That starbucks barista straight murdered that man.

[jerryeubanks]

I'm a straight man, and I would have called "Daddy" the same way as Kevin.

[danielbrant]

*6th Story:* Now I want to go to a Starbucks just so the baristas can shout names like Hugh Jazz, Anita Baff, Mike Hunt, Amanda Huginkis, and Seymour Buttz. 🤣

[franciscojaviermendezrinco]

Second story: They said OP accused them of being deceitful to potencial hires, but they do were deceitful and didn't care at all that that was the problem.

[Chuckf]

Oh, god, I LOVE the image of an extremely camp Kevin yelling out "Daaadddyyyy!"! 🤣🤣🤣

[TubbyGothQueen]

I work at a Liqour store and we get so many creeps. I've been given free reign to just go full autistic stone face the minute it begins, I've also been allowed to go monotone. The minute you start being creepy to me I just turn off my customer service function, remain professional and go completely robotic.

If you get creepy with my coworkers I'll probably say something sassy about it like I literally looked a man in the eyes (which was a struggle with the tism) and said "sir I'd appreciate it if you stopped being creepy and had a good night" and then my coworker stepped away from the counter (she didn't leave it just moved away from him) and I went and put hand sanitizer on my hands all while looking at him

[Terrivel]

It’s always amusing when Dark Fluff and then rSlash cover the same story on back to back days. I had such a case of Deja vu.