What is in a Military Ration (MRE-Beef Jalapeno Cheese Patty) #shorts

Whew buddy. Glad I missed this menu item when I was on active duty. It looks weird and gross, and tastes weird and gross. Enjoy!

[Jaxx-eytm]

I've heard the jalapeno cheese is like the most valuable thing you can have, I'd love to try some

[GalexyEater]

I legit just said "Is that a fucking cookie" out loud for some reason

[joviboss]

As a civilian, I love military MREs so much its actually unrealistic how much I enjoy eating military MREs, especially the dry crackers with cheese lmao

[beanmann]

Why does this just look like it would give you diarrhea?

[jalontf]

Some of them are tasty as hell though. I enjoyed the McRib meat-ish substitute tbh
Wish they still gave you a cig ration...

[sip]

I've always wondered what's inside, Markiplier gave me a tour about that

[pigsempire]

Fun game if your out eating MREs with a bunch of people, take all those water flavour packs that you often get and mix them all in one bottle of water until the water cant dissolve any more. Boom now you got “Jesus juice” everyone gotta take a swig.

[HyperChara]

"Rock or Something" not included

[JP-qjte]

What's the purple stuff in the bowl?

[peterbutterjam]

No joke that piano piece is the last piano piece I ever performed back in high school

[MilkyWay-ehij]

Its dry cause of oxygen in water will make it Rot easier

[cardiepie]

This is what 6 billion dollars is going to instead of being on the moon 10x times

[lancecorporalveteran]

What is in an MRE only all the joys of constipation and the nightmares that follow after.

[vigilantmug]

Gotta be honest those mre carrot cakes actually slap hard af

[thetalkingbear]

Had a friend that collected the little bottles of tebasco.

[bayern]

Remember kids its pronounced jala peno not hala penyo

[enzivixy]

Why this shit look better than my school lunches 💀💀

[rue]

Wait how does the bread and cookie taste?

[hsandco]

"We only eat gourmet in this house"

[milkywaygamingboy]

I’ve had these. The Cookie honestly slaps