How To Stop M*RDER HOBOS In D&D #dnd #dnd5e #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg

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How do you stop problem players in your D&D game?

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[hamasamakun]

how do you deal with problem players in your D&D game?

[MyNeLi_cr]

"*loud low voice* You... Have been... NAUGHTY *grows the size of a 10 stories tall building and starts shooting lasers at the group*"

[MiniEnder]

Friendly reminder that DC's version of Santa fights his way through Apokolips to give a piece of coal to Darkseid. The best part is that Santa is only supposed to deliver to human children, so that means he goes out of his way to basically tell Darkseid "You ain't shit" ever year.

[ssp]

imagine being a naughty player and santa comes and turns you into coal with fire magic. then gives bad children pieces of your charred remains as a warning.

[WillRennar]

Player: [is a total murderhobo in one session]
Same player: [tries to be a murderhobo again]
DM: *[attacks them with their old character at Lv 20]*

[nathanieldonigan]

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why... SANTA CLAUS IS COMING

[AuroraPaintBrush]

Krampus. Santa's right-hand man in pain. He kidnaps the naughty children.

[shadowdragon]

Special reaction. "Naughty rebuke" every time santa is struck he can use a reaction to fling burning coals at his attacker. Deals 1d6 fire damage times the number on the naughty counter.

Naughty counter amounts
-1 for every nice action
+1 for every theft
+3 for every unwarranted murder
+9 for every massacre (amount limited because of how many unwarranted murders a massacre can consist of)

Maximum Naughtiness= 30
Possible damage for max count 30-180 fire damage

[cyanchaos]

Sans?
Ghost Rider?
...
FUCKING SANTA CLAUS?

[legomania]

DM: “As you walk down the road you see a figure ahead of you. An old man in red and white robes with a potbelly and white beard sitting next to camp fire. Behind him is a large sleigh, loaded with sacks and barrels, and a caribou grazing on the few plants that have sprung up from beneath the snow. As you approach the man waves to you cheerfully. “Welcome! Welcome, fellow travelers! Please come, sit, enjoy some food and drink. Surely you must be tired, ” he says beckoning for you to join him by the fire.”

Murderhobos: “This guy looks like an easy fight. It’s one old man against the four of us. I bet he has something of value in those sacks. We attack the old man. I swing my axe down to hit him in the head.”

DM: “Roll for strength.”

MH: “18 + all my bonuses, 31”

DM: “As you swing your axe down, surely splitting the man in two you feel a sharp jolt travel up your arms as if you’ve just hit a hard rock. You look and see that the old man has caught your axe by the handle in his hand. His cheerful expression is gone, replaced with a mix of burning hot anger and profound sorrow. “I had hoped it wouldn’t come to this, ” he says as he stands up, still holding on to your axe. His caribou also stands up, it’s eyes and nose glowing a bright red. “I had hoped to give you all one last chance to be nice, ” As he talks the wind begins to pick up and heavy snow falls from the clouds above. He releases his iron grip on your axe with a harsh shove, pushing you backward. “But you, Conrad son of Damian (Human fighter), Grugg son of Grog (Orc barbarian), Sylvia daughter of Yvana (Elven Wizard), and Marrin son of Tobold (Halfling Rogue), all seem intent on being naughty.” As you watch the man grows in size, easily doubling in height, his body morphing with the sound of popping joints and cracking bone. His eyes become sunken pits that glow like burning embers, his skin and hair then black as coal dust, his face and body become gaunt and sunken with abnormally long arms, his legs shift and morph into those of a goat, a pair of large rams horns burst out of his skull, and his teeth grow into a maw of fangs with a long serpent’s tongue hanging out of it.
What stands before you is no longer a jolly old man seeking to bring joy and happiness to the good, but a spirit of punishment who desires only to inflict pain upon the guilty. It is Krampus, and he has come for you.

Roll for initiative.”

[festus]

Have a Mr. Roger’s like figure go up to them instead and say “I’m not mad, just disappointed in you”

[אורוידןפלד-יק]

As dbza said:

You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout, cause you're going to die,
SANTA CLAUSE IS TAKING YOU, DOWN!

[Bobothan-qyql]

I send (literally) a divine immortal being named Nale. Basically, he’s a character from a book who is known as the Herald of Justice. Someone commits a crime? Murder. Or imprisonment. He has a weapon that can sever souls.

[shemasmcguire]

Adventurer party of liches resurrected by a chaotic good necromancer specifically to take down the evil bastards

[hr_m_fk_rvu]

Suddenly, "he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake" just became a lot more threatening.

[brandenhauser]

That's low key kinda perfect. Nobody wants to fight Santa.

[Dodgemod]

"JESUS CHRIST"

Him: "not quite."

[slimeknight]

I immediately thought of santa when you explained the appearance.
Fun fact santa taught batman how to intimidate people.

[Kakimou.]

"batman?"
"Godzilla?"
_is that a lemon demon reference_

[darkstalkerknight]

I was think Paladin rogue fighter Cavalier mix.

"He see when you are sleeping and he knows when you are awake"

"You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not shout and I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is hunting you now"