SCP-343 | God (SCP Orientation)

SCP Orientation is an archive of files of the SCP Foundation.

Today we will be studying Item number SCP-343: God, Object class: Safe.

SCP-343 is a male, seemingly race-less, humanoid in appearance with apparent omnipotence. SCP-343 was discovered walking the streets of Prague and detained after a staff member witnessed him disappear from the streets and reappear on a rooftop. SCP-343 is detained willingly in his chamber, as containment has proved impossible.

Addendum #343-1:

"SCP-343, colloquially nicknamed 'God' by the staff here, looks like an older man, although his features are different to each observer. In my first talk with him, he claimed outright to be the creator of the universe. When I asked him to prove this, he laughed, walked through the wall of the chamber, and returned seconds later with a hamburger in his hand." - Dr. Beck





Proceed to begin your training.


Voice Over Artist: Greg Katerman; Twitter: @DatGreyMind

Artists:
Attribution: Mircea Iancu
Attribution: I G
Attribution: Robbie Sproule

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[SBBBurney]

I know nothing about SCP or.. the universe. But I found these by accident and stayed because of how interesting the stories are and the quality of the videos.
Thanks for these!

[johnturner]

Dr. Bright may not begin any of his sentences with the words “thou shall not” especially in the presence of 343

[franzcedriclat]

Ah yes, God's retirement plan. Decided to live in Site-17 as his retirement home.

[moltenamber]

This one has always fascinated and amused me because of the absurdity and simplicity.

Attempting to disprove 343 TO 343 is a horrible idea. Agents are still studying the resulting paperweight, supposedly so heavy that 343 should not be able to lift it.

[Mr.Cook_the_Fixer]

This is one of my favorite SCP's, as it seems so interesting to have an omnipotent, immortal figure that can do as he pleases.

[ChronoBolt]

There is a 0% chance that an entity unable to be contained would be classified as anything other than Keter.
Which leads me to believe that 343 personally adjusted its own security rating

[saschaberger]

Happy you keep going with the videos. I'll stay here until you've completed the archives, and beyond.

[EdInThePNW]

Dr. <redacted>: Respect my authority!
SCP-343: No. Go away.
<Dr. <redacted> has left reality>

[jonathansands]

Safe? It seems like God would be Apollyon, or Keter; at the very *least*, Euclid. But… perhaps that’s the point; that He has simply set His own classification as Safe.

After all, how could mere mortals be expected to index a being so far beyond their understanding, when they cannot even perceive His Noodly Appendages. rAmen.

[ThatsGuy]

He should be classified as [redacted] because the classification is based upon what it takes to contain SCP objects.

[scottpeltier]

God or not…he’s polite, is not very costly on site and everyone mentally and emotionally improves in his mere presence tenfold while not harming the people in any way. If it decided to one day aid the foundation in any way, easy thaumiel right there

[theefriend]

I always thought "God" would have been SCP-001, I wasn't expecting him to exist at all let alone as SCP-343. Unless it's another type like SCP-184 thought to be SCP-001

[aedwardsss]

Hmm. Interested in seeing what a “cup of God” would be like

[jvandal]

One of the best, the sudden ending had me like WTF I wanted more.

[ashleighstratmann]

Allowing Dr. Bright to disprove 343 to 343 is a horrible idea. Also, apparently 343 can make a paperweight so heavy that he should not be able to lift it.

[ladymecha]

Some of the articles on SCP-343 suggest that he is not ‘The’ God, but such a high powerful reality shifter, he’s damn close enough. No other Reality shifter’s of SCP-343 class or higher wants or cares for the claim of ‘God’ to contest him.

[tdpuuhailee]

Oh my God. Its God
-TD Puuhailee (2021)

[blairshort]

I wonder if SCP-343 is the Administrator

[saluntoi]

The fact that this scp is safe is weird.

[jamesonweimann]

I have faced death head on and lived, now nothing frightens me. Not scp 610 or the big reptile with the hatred for all things living with a hard on for death and destruction. I wish to meet scp 343 and fight him to the death outside a Denny’s parking lot with my bare hands.