Michael Che: “Marriage Is for Poor People”

Michael Che explains how he and his friends came up with nicknames and breaks down why love and marriage are overrated.

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[fogoverlatria]

“People kill loved ones all the time. Nobody ever kills somebody that they like though. Nobody’s watching you sleep through your bedroom window because you’re pretty cool.”
And I’m sold.

[ryanburchfield]

“Nobody ever killed anyone they liked” lol that’s oddly profound

[obiwanfisher]

I like how he constantly looks like "goddamn you people think Im joking" lol

[Young_Savage_]

His execution is perfect, dude knows how to deliver his jokes

[ahmedopone]

“We pick the worst part of your life and make it your new nick name” - The Somali way 😂😂

[nicolecourtney]

The way he brings up important issues, and turns them into deep jokes is really an ART. He has a way with the audience and his timing is perfect. Love it

[WilkineBrutus]

He's absolutely brilliant...you just can't predict his punchlines. 🤣

[colinzwiebel]

“His real name was Crippled Greg, but we called him Robo Cop!”

[tubeyoukonto]

The fact that everybody got the 80085 joke is so beautiful.
At some point in our evolution, our race developed the seven segment display and somehow we all collectively decided that spelling the word "boobs" is the single most important thing everybody needs to know how to do with it.

[sarajames]

“I bet you half my $h!£ I’ll never cheat on you!”
Could not stop laughing!

[kylegeee]

“There’s some white dudes I could see myself going racist for” is truly a hilarious punch line.

[jaymadekmt]

“Na son get the Fiji Evian is gross” 😭😭😭😭

[emmanuelokebugwu]

People be sleeping on this dude for real...truly underrated!

[jefferyhellerjh]

His real name was "Cripple Greg" 😂😂😂

[ErikBoesen]

Man's dressed like every year of the 21st century at once.

[MrMario]

I’m starting to think SNL May be holding him back.

[kiaraeshi]

“nobody ever killed anyone they liked.” Che's answering the questions I wasn't asking

[OmarDelawar]

“If a guy told me he was bi-curious, I’d be like nah you just gay” lmao! Perfect delivery.

[DBee-eetz]

"Anytime a rich dude proposes to a woman I feel like he's saying; hay I bet you half my 💩 I'll never cheat on you" DED🤣🤣🤣

[GlentonMe]

Clever with a slow methodical pace reminiscent of Chapelle. His punchlines have punchlines making the timing unpredictable. One of my fav comedians.