'I love tax time.' 🎤: Michael Che #shorts

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Having your taxes withheld vs. paying your taxes.

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I pay estimated taxes. Sometimes I owe more, sometimes I get a refund. Why can't they just tell us how much we owe haha

thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle
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"I've never dialed 911. I put out all my own fires." 😅

dustin
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"We stole too much money so we're giving it back without interest"
"Gee thanks! This is awesome!"

Hankaholic
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When he said I’ve never dialed 911 and I put out all my own fires, I felt that 😂😂😂

isisisi.
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having taxes taken is incredible sinister. just like he said, it actually makes people excited to get their own money back and people don’t really see how much is being stolen from them.

zackglickert
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"I don't know what I'm paying for" is the big problem we have, economically

Ephisus
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Che for the next White House Correspondents dinner!

Ddalceano
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You're hilarious, Michael che. I'm a big fan.

ismaelmoreno
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We have the same way in Sweden, my grandma (who is retired since years back) got back on her taxes… she got back ~$1500 and because she’s a little crazy and I’m taking my driver’s license she just… gave them to me and I couldn’t stop her.
That’s the highest return I have ever heard of for a normal working class citizen.

Samuel-kuqb
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I love 💗 this guy!!! He make’s me and my mom crack up on late ⏰ night…❤❤❤

chrisminton
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“I’ve put out all my own fires” is a good line

Dan
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Taxes are fine as long as the government spends the money in a way that makes sense and benefits the people

kaiserwilhelmii
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“I love tax time!” Is my new favorite line regarding tax returns

ytuser
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I had a business where the government was my partner. Only problem was that they never showed up for work.

waitaminute-vwhf
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He lyin'... There's a box to check for A EXEMPT from withholding 😂😂😂

Goji-eletienne
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He's the head writer at SNL, I'm sure he pays someone to do his taxes.

robinbianculli
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How bout getting taxes taken out during the year and still having to pay around tax time 😅 fml

nastymartinez
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I structure so I *always* owe taxes. Yeah yeah, I'll give the government what was always theres to begin with. But I'm earning the interest on that in the meanwhile.
The opposite is true when you get a refund. That money was always yours. They were just holding it and collecting interest on it. Then they give you back what was always yours to begin with but they keep the profit.

brianb
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"I put out all my fires" is the biggest flex of a person in their 20s

aniinditaa
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"All my own fires" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ryanbell