How A Microchip Implant Works 😨

[radioactivepenguinofficial]

"Hey man, shake my hand!"
"Okay..."
"Thanks for the $20 man."

[FirestoneAnimation]

"Will it be cash or credit?"

*slaps the hell out the scanner*

[darkside]

Every ones a gangsta till someone brings a big ass magnet

[Superdupercoolchannel]

Now the government knows my location 24/7 🙂

[NeoRacer]

No thanks. I'm not ready to be cyberpunked..

[unknownboi]

From "armed robberies" to "arm robberies"

[rileyneeley]

Normal people: oh that's cool

Christians: 💀😳

[leonidasrising]

You forgot the fact that it also works by closing Heaven's gates and opening Hell's trapdoor.

[unknownplayz]

"Cash or Credit Card Sir?"
"Hand"

[sus]

"This is a robbery give me all your money"
"Ok"
**proceeds to rips off hand**

[thegaminggangster]

"Help somone stole my key!"
"Why did you call a doctor..?"
"oh.."

[flanmako]

Imagine getting into a fist fight and all you hear inside your hand is “sorry, payment was not made, try again”

[yiazaman]

remember when we said this was a conspiracy theory...

[ElfVR]

Its all fun and games till homeless man comes in Walgreens holding a hand

[steelhunter]

"Give me your car keys"
"Sure"
*Chops of hand*
"Woah"

[commonWtom]

"Yo bro dap me up"
"700 dollars deducted"

[xbox]

Imagine having your car stolen by someone with a universal chip in their hand

[Spacedude]

It's all good until someone says "Execute order 66"

[vito]

"Card or Cash?"
"Hand"

[uqihhcb]

Casually forgets about this during an MRI scan