Dommy Mommy - 4Chan Greentext Stories

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[MrMrkman]

had me at "aggravated assault"

[engineergaming]

wake up guys!!! don't fall for the fed post :(

[Thunderage]

Truly a woman that holds our hearts.

God bless y’all and have a great nights rest to challenge the next day with confidence.

[Verårtu]

As a 5'3 dude I approve of mommy dommy crushing me to death

[DiscordOfDave]

“The soul is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”

[LecherousLizard]

>6'8"
>Ass barely reaches the counter

Nice try anon.

[dihexa]

“I only eat raw meat” is now my new favourite euphemism for having sex without using condoms

[brothercoconut]

This can't be real...She just perfect

[brandonhughes]

"I invented what's commonly known as 'aggravated assault'"
My god, what a line, marry me

[Mikescool]

This is by far the most obvious police officer I have ever seen. More green flags than a new super luigi U play through.

[chaos]

>not afraid to cry
oh no she's going to do things that will make me-
>slap my butt as i walk through
[CONFUSED BOTTOM SCREAMING]

[axelprino]

She's perfect, like too perfect to believe she's real.

[freshmadgod]

ANON NO THAT'S A FED that's A FED

[Roddy_Zeh]

*"I'll take this dance!"* - Samuel "Jetstream Sam" Rodrigues

[Kerruo]

Very nice, let's see Paul Allen's dommy mommy.

[danielevans]

You get in an argument with her on day and she puts you on top of the fridge.

[the_letter_]

TFW no tall muscle mommy to put you in the hospital after an aggravated assault incident 😔

[ethanhatfield]

Where can do you find this level of awesome

[bobdike]

"35" the wall defeats them all

[JohnDoe-wqeu]

I mean first of all yes, snoo snoo all the way. Broken pelvis is be damned this is the way I want to go.