r/Dontyouknowwhoiam | do a kickflip then

Also check out:
r/Techsupportgore | melted :(
r/Foundsatan | how?
r/Insaneparents | BRUH CHILL

[SilverAceOfSpades]

This guy is so cool, he should be a voice actor.

[Boundwithflame]

I do love how most everyone has universally agreed to keep calling it Twitter without any prior discussion.
There is no X in Ba Sing Se

[zefft.f]

"Boxers do this all the time!"
Yes, and boxers also get brain damage...all the time. It's kind of a well-known thing?

[hannahschrenk]

To be fair, JK has been shown multiple times directly contradicting herself about characters in order to get attention or win internet arguments. It's hard to consider her a good source on her own characters.

[yougosquishnow]

I (F) once corrected a woman who said thongs cause UTI's. It has been studied and they don't. She accused me of being a man and faking being female because I didn't agree with her. When I explained that it was in medical literature I had access to due to being a pathologist, she accused me of faking that too. Reddit is dumb.

[sirflimflam]

God the face blindness one is so on point for me. It really kills me at work when I'm dealing with a some big exec customer that's doing business with our company, and then immediately forget what they look like the moment I need to talk to the guy again. I've literally had to pull one of my guys aside and have them point him out to me so I don't look like a total doofus and try talking to the wrong person. I started having to make long mental notes about what they're wearing as a stopgap solution.

[ThePolarisSystem]

Tony Hawk has the record for the most people thinking he’s a Tony Hawk lookalike.

[Dan_ben_Michael]

For anyone wondering, the answer is “knight”. The numbers represent how many moves it would take to get to any given spot on the chess board.

[tzisorey]

Tony Hawk: Exists
Me: A human man.
Tony Hawk: Picks up a skateboard-inator
Me: Tony Hawk the human man!!

[AndreJNick]

Slightly off topic but, it kinda annoys me when people say "no one asked for your opinion" like, almost nobody asked for anyones opinion, yet here we all are giving our opinions.

[DefNotSeraph]

13:15 that word "Angewandte" is german for "applied" so its "applied chemistry" for anybody wondering

[andriusbruzas]

03:12 Had very similar experience this summer. My brother in law works at a university and has managed to organise an open lecture by an ESA astronaut. Contacted the uni and all of them were not that responsive as a week after the lecture a NATO summit was happening in the city, so the uni wanted to give their fancy halls to other public speakers. Couple of days before the event they realised how much of a big deal an astronaut is, but it was too late and she had to make her speech in a library hall with only like 100 attendees. There are currently only 17 astronauts in the whole of Europe (-Russia), they are much more prestigious than presidents.

[DailyDull]

In defense of the Blue Marvel post, if you've ever read a bad comic there are plenty of authors who absolutely don't pay attendion to their own continuity/character history. Lot of stories with absolute powerhouse characters getting shafted

[SpitfiretheCat]

13:53 She didn't say he was being an asshole about it. A topic of conversation he was super interested in came up and he started info dumping and sharing these spreadsheets he'd clearly worked really hard on. For once in his life all that effort he'd put into a project he was passionate about was actually coming in handy! Hell, she didn't say he was _wrong_ either- he was modeling it after her own training, after all. But can you _imagine_ how absolutely fucking _mortified_ he would have been if she'd spoken up about it? It'd be like a little kid showing his mom a crayon drawing he made and her saying "That's not very good. I can draw better than that." It would have fucked his self confidence for _life._

[Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

13:20 that's German for "applied chemistry".

[zetroll]

9:38 i find this funnier cause they wrote "psychologist" wrong as well but Robin auto corrected it in his brain.
unless they really meant Phycologist (Phycology is study of algae).

[kiiturii]

14:00 this one's kinda cute actually, he's clearly a fan and made an analysis of his running and is sharing that along to other people, he just didn't recognise it was the same guy

[Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer]

17:50 to be fair, JK is vetoing random shit from the books all the time to fit her narrative

[PatrickCervantez]

The faceblind OP who got the lead guitarist to snap a pic of them and their friends totally sounds like something I'd do.

I'm not faceblind... but i am _criminally_ unaware of my surroundings.

[lucykitsune]

2:44 Fun-fact: space is not a perfect vacuum, so there actually IS a speed of sound, it's just EXTREMELY slow. And sound transfer is VERY inefficient so you could say there is no sound in space and be almost correct but TECHNICALLY there IS sound in space just VERY quiet sound that travels VERY slowly