How to scare away creepy guys

My brotherly tips on the most scientifical accurate ways any girls watching this can avoid creepy guys

I personally prefer the alien parasite technique

P.S. it’s not necessary to have an actually living alien parasite burst out of your chest but it’s recommended for impact

[penguin]

"Josh your a guy right?"
"Am I?"
"Yep"

[joshiiwuh]

These also work on introverts trying to avoid human interaction

[tomgallant]

“Did you just poop yourself?”
“Yes, do you want to see it?”

[Riku_Katsumi-_-_-]

"Heyyy girl them digets"
"I HAVE 47 CHILDREN"

[jennywells]

“Do you want to see a dead body?”
“W-what?”
“Do you want to see a recently deceased body?!”👹💀💀

[kasyfox]

"Hey girl let me have those digits"
"I have 47 children"
"OK nvm"
Lol 🤣🤣

[CamilaAguilera-muhg]

this went from making a creep go away to becoming the creep. i was dieing on the floor😂😂

[FireStreak]

“Do you Wana see it” I swear this is the most binge worthy YouTube channel ever

[pesho_vik]

"did you just poop YOURSELF?!"
"yes"
*PURE SILENCE*
"do you wana see it ? "

[J-J_PJO_fan]

"Yo, yo, yo!"
"Wanna see a dead body? 🙂"
"What?"
"Wanna see a recently deseased body? 🙂"

[xxlindenplaysxx]

"SUP, ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR" HAD ME DYIN-

[olliewright]

The way the glasses fall of his face is halarious

[jaypowell]

“Did you just poop ur pants?”
“Yep wanna see it?!”
Got me dead 😂

[LittlePixieDoesGirlyThings]

As an alien parasite I can confirm this will scare off annoying gentlemen callers

[sqush.]

“D-did you just poop yourself? “
“Yassss, do you wanna see it? “

[BayWild]

"Did you just poop?! "
"Yes"
".... WANNA SEE IT"
OMFG🤣🤣💀💀

[campermike]

"Did you just poop yourself?"
"Yes..."
"Wanna see it? 😃"
I love all reasons

[Spec_TheCatt]

Those barks made my soul leave my body Ngl 💀

[JinWeezy]

"Did you just poop yourselves?"
"Yup, wanna see it!"

[lillyblack]

How to get creepy guys to stay away from you: Be creepier than them.