Strange Kid Runs WEIRD Business At School 😬

[GreenPB]

"Why would I chew a rock?"
"No, just try it. You're saliva will totally taste like cake forever."

[night]

Her: eat this box you saliva will taste like watermelon forever 🍉

Teacher: what the #$*!

[shoelooter]

For the first time I actually think it’s ok for the teachers to suspend the kid but of course they don’t

[_Mena]

Bro, in Elementary school, me and my old friend found seed pods on the ground, and we would take the seeds out and sell them for 25 cents or something. I don't remember exactly how much we sold them for or how much we made in the end, but my friend said she would give the money to an animal shelter. I lost contact with her a few years later and I'm not sure she did lol.

[Xang]

They make it look like elementary but this was probably high school tbh

[Strangerequestrian]

When I was in third grade my hair was about 2 feet long and people would always be trying to play with it so I charge three dollars for every five minutes and I bought hair ties bobby pins and scrunchies and even a tiny bottle of hairspray and just let people play with my hair and of course a small brush I made bank!!

[choco._.glossyy]

"Eat this paperclip, it will change your saliva's taste into Cotton Candy flavour forever"

Random Student: "Okay, Sure"

[RAVEN_]

Chew a pencil tip?! I think Daniel is tryin to kill I don’t know

[clouxx]

Who would have thought, like, “I should really tell people that I can change the taste of their salive.”

[gavinmolina]

He's like but she made around $25 that's crazy dang she can't even buy a full tank of gas

[liam]

Her:Just Eat This Stick And Taste Ice Cream
Everyone:**Chew**
Her:Payday Everyday

[TheCalicove]

“Hey, eat this watermelon and your saliva will taste like watermelon”
“Omg it worked!”
“Now pay me 10 dollars, we made a bet!”

[gracefalahi]

Dude, I totally had a side hustle in elementary school. I'd trade and sell Pokemon EX cards for $5-$10 each. Some guy on my bus gave his entire collection away because he thought he was too cool for Pokemon when he hit high school. I made about $100 by the time I ran out of cards, and I never got caught. Here's the funny thing: I didn't know how to play Pokemon!

[lealafullmer]

25 bucks that’s more than I’ll make in a lifetime

[LivvyyyyOoooZ]

"Here chew on this-"
"This is a brick.."
"It'll make ur saliva taste like chocolate!"
"Biatch I taste blood-"

[amysticalentity]

This one is an F:
Got busted almost immediatley, bad cause, only made 25 dollars and charged them a pretty low price for what she claimed.

Yeah no don't do this.

[loh]

My brother one time started selling pixie sticks and the people that bought them from him would snort them

[yungd]

Once I was found a way of making slime at home I started selling them to my friends for 2 dollars per box
The word spread and people would call me left and right asking for custom slime I raised the price to 5 dollars business was booming until someone snitched and I almost got a suspension

[bzrklarz]

This wasnt a black market, this was more a cash grab

[reginaocciano]

I thought she would spit on there mouth💀💀💀