7 killer website features

The top 7 features that will kill your website and make visitors hate you

#webdevelopment #comedy #shorts

[armoredvortex]

Literally 99% of the websites out there:

[voidcache]

let's not forget the download buttons that serve the sole purpose of redirecting us to random websites instead of actually downloading

[TheNewton]

I'm constantly amazingly disappointed with how many ecom businesses treat thier customers like this. It's weird af.

[Lensbreak]

Back button? I would add that window which asks you if you are really sure to leave the website...

[TotalTimoTime]

Dont forget about the „DiD yOu KnOw We HaVe An ApP?!?!“

[gfrewqpoiu]

I would add another one:
Requiring users to first enter their E-Mail and then their password on a separate dialogue box to make extra sure that users cannot use a password manager.

[bob_kazamakis]

You forgot my favorite: scroll 10 pixels down on a website and a jump scare dialog pops up asking for your email to be added to a newsletter

[cozerian]

naaah that captcha part is so relatable... too relatable💀

[angrycreeper]

Back button takes you to a page that redirects your forward. If you scroll down the page becomes greyed out and you need to create an account

[corruptpixel]

8: make the website unavailable unless the user deactivates AdBlock so you can fill their screen with pop ups and ads

[meriofrog]

I was expecting features like dark mode but instead I got this 💀

[k_ongt]

"harvest their emails for the newsletter" 😂

[ShaggyMummy]

Needs to also open random extra tabs every time you click on anything

[DerSolinski]

"Killer Features"
Now I get it.

Nice Job!

[HamguyBacon]

The website lets you use the website like normal until you scroll down slightly and it locks you and asks you to sign up to view the rest.

[helio]

The disabling of the back button is truly the most evil thing a web developer can do

[HansLemurson]

I can't wait until we get neural implants connected to the web and accidentally accept all cookies in our dreams.

[leebydeeby]

don't forget links that open in a new tab and redirect the original tab to some random malware ad

[majoryoshi]

also forgot to add multiple redirects so you never leave requiring you to close the tab, spam the back button a million times, or remember that you can hold the back arrow to choose a page

[dge]

Notes taken. I will implement at once!