r/dontfundme Top Posts | More Beggars of Reddit

I look at more top posts from r/dontfundme. With some of the worst internet beggars featured on Reddit.

GRAB SOME MERCH

Background Music:
Cuphead OST - Treetop Trouble
Warp Room - Crash Bandicoot Warped Music Extended
Cuphead - Hilda Berg Boss Battle Fight Music

Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late

[LeonLush]

My goldfish has depression I’m starting a gofundme please everyone help it’s our last chance

[adachi]

1958: we're gonna have flying cars in 2018

2018: give me money for my first fortnite skin.

[jennifer]

Michael in a suit cured my depression, cleared my skin, got me a raise, and my crops have flourished. Thank you for blessing my eyes Slazo

[JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

SKINS?
Good sir, skeletons like us wouldn't take all the money in the world if it meant covering up our Calcium-rich beautiful bones.
B E G O N E, H E-M A N

[fiction-]

I've been agonizing over whether I should open a GoFundMe because my son was hospitalized and I lost my job because I needed to spend time with him.

Maybe I should just ask for a new car?

[sokw]

My cat has asthma, please help me pay for his inhalers, all I'm asking for is $50, 000

[paytonfreund]

As a woman, I only want to be a object and have no personality. So the guy a 4:00 sounds perfect!

[artemiswolf]

Is... is the first guy asking people to crowd found his murder attempt?

[johnscully]

Please fund me, I need water filters.

I see that the Slazo channel has the cleanest water, which is why I am requesting such an extravagant privilege.

Pls

[Umayrica]

Bob the Builder is the best anime

The black chalkboard scene was my favourite

[capuchii]

I was hoping you'd do another one of these. I'd fund your clean water, Daddy Slaz.

[ossietreweek]

A mans first fortnite skin is NOT asking for money for no reason, it has spiritual value.

[mrsheep]

I was really expecting someone asking "My wish is to be not be funded, let's make it happen"

[carenzac]

Three YouTubers have uploaded Reddit videos within an hour of each other but I'm watching yours first because your water is cleaner

[acebasherst]

EPIC merch idea: A white t-shirt with the words "one hell of a white board" written on it.
You can thank me later for beeing rich.

[katiefussner]

Congrats on moving out! I love your vids, just discovered this channel so I’ve been staying up entirely too late to catch up 😁

[localfeliform]

I have a friend that is/was nicely asking people to donate to him, to buy a boat before his dad bought a boat, he is going to try and buy a cheap boat, people who donate would get to watch him show his dad the boat, it sounds hilarious, i donated of course.
it might be worth it. there is no gofundme, it's a local thing, just an example of something that is better.

[leahwilton]

A women at my mother's office sent this go fund me around to send her son to some special camp thing. HR made her take it down because it's against policy.
She worked in HR.

[aslightlydisappointingsala]

Slazo is the only Youtuber I watch till the very end; please don't change your outro mate, that song is so good.

[infinitesentient]

It's a bit insulting to see somebody beg for money for some "sweet kicks" when I'm about to walk the bottoms out of my shoes. Disability barely pays the bills let alone anything extra, like shoes. I don't understand begging the internet for money when it comes to frivolous nonsense. End rant, lol