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[twitertaker]

That "women are lesbian by nature and men made them heterosexual" thing is the funniest statement i heard for weeks. I really hope its a joke, but as you said: The fact that we cant be sure is really devistating.

[pokefan]

That feminism post where they assumed someone's gender reminded me of something that happened to me online once.

It was on a video(can't remember the name of the video) where students where blocking white students from getting to their classes on campus. I posted a comment about how hypocritical it is to fight racism by being racist, and one if my first replies was "If you can’t understand how this is equality, you are not a true American."

I’m British.

[calvinlee]

The deaf baby one is maybe the worst thing I've ever read. I was born deaf. For the first few years of my life, my parents didn't realize I couldn't hear; as soon as I took a hearing test, and my parents were told I was completely deaf, they pretty much immediately chose for me to have surgery that allowed me to hear about half as well as a normal person instead of being completely deaf. Just a couple years after the surgery, I started playing piano, then guitar, and eventually become a guitarist in the house band at a very popular bar, and started to compose and record film scores/soundtracks. If my parents had never got me that surgery, and decided to "deal with having a deaf child" instead, then I wouldn't have been able to do anything with music; writing, recording, performing, and even just listening to music are my favorite things in the world. If my parents had been regressive tumblr douches like that person who commented on the picture, and not had me have the surgery, they would've been robbing me of everything that brings me the most happiness in my life. The thought that there are parents out there who would deny their deaf child that surgery in the name of "tolerance" is fucking disgusting. Choosing for your child to be disabled, even though they could have a procedure that could take that disability away and give them a normal life, is not being tolerant or progressive; it's fucking child abuse. Nobody would keep their child blind, or in a wheelchair if they didn't have to be, so why the fuck would anybody choose to keep their kid deaf? (This is not the first time I've heard someone with that opinion either, which is so depressing.)

I'm so glad I was born in '91 and not today, where robbing your child of a normal life (and an entire goddamn sense) by keeping them unnecessarily disabled is seen as tolerant and good. It's fucking monstrous, and anyone who does it should lose their kids.

It's 2018, and the world is fucking upside down.

[aardengrant]

Let's give this man a thumbs up for searching 'septiplier' to put in that one frame of the video.
*He took one for the team*

[dacyrdemonz]

Well slazo looks like I can't comment on your videos anymore since english is not my first language...it was nice writing english. I'm gonna go now and erase all of my english knowledge and return back to german only. Oh, french, rest in peace as well. It wasn't nice learning you.

[dilf_sickhx]

*MOM I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR WHY DID YOU TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL AND PAY THOUSANDS FOR ME TO HEAR*

[noodlesoupnewt]

If all of Slazo's subscribers got together in one place could we call ourselves Camp Slazo?

[darthcraft]

Naturaly every men is attracted to danny DeVito

[echo]

If your baby was born and was unable to move their legs, and you were offered a procedure, would you say no because that would be "deciding their life for them?" Like wtf

[RCHIEyabish]

Disappointed slazo didn't say the water in that jug was clean

[goldeneckconfetti]

Right.. So, I lived in France for 5 years but I'm not french so.. is it wrong for me to be fluent in French? I swear these people on tumblr are living in a different world than reality.

[Yami-puit]

That dude with the water jug was a pretty "madlad" his water looked pretty clean though

[dolphinboi-playmonsterranc]

Actually, the gallon is a requirement for sports clubs. You gotta drink the entire thing throughout the day for proper hydration.

[justanantisocialperson]

I’m a simple woman. I get notified papa Slazo uploads and I click.

[bumper]

Wow! It's the current year! Did you know that it is the currently year that it currently is?!

[pajamapantsjack]

Went there once looking for Hotline Miami art.

Left as soon as I saw the shipping between jacket and biker.

[biggieboy]

I think that's hilarious about that girl that was saying that women are attracted to women because if that was true the human race wouldn't have survived

[darby]

As someone who regularly uses Tumblr, please trust me that it's not all this bad. It sucks, absolutely, but there are some good parts to it too! It all really depends on who you follow and how you build your own experience on the website.

[thevanessarosette]

Literally so many people who play sports at my school drink out of those gallons of water.

[stfu_grimmi]

Why do so many people forget that biology and nature exist these days?