LISA: The Pointless - LISA ReImagined: War Season (Ross Hillock Version)

[se.]

>comes in
>throws a fucking tv at someone
>HERE COMES THE MEAT TRAIN
>CANT BREAK MY STREAK
>dies

[gram]

i did the math on this one, the infinity franchise fold count formula is 8 kills times the number of the fold added on to the previous folds and ross is on the fifth fold, so by my calculations, 8 + 16 + 24 + 32 + 40 = 128 kills. but that’s not all! the infinity franchise requires all kills to be consecutive in order to count towards the fold. assuming each fight in pointless takes about 4 minutes to complete, ross hillock has been killing nonstop for 8 hours straight and he’s still strong enough to throw a 110-pound TV at lethal velocity.
absolute legend.

[CheeseYourself]

"Here comes the meat train!" sounds so aggressively sexual

[TrillionCakes]

If a burglar ever breaks into my house, I will adorn myself in a football helmet and basketball jersey and run at them all the while screaming "Here comes the meat train!" I can assure you they wouldn't be expecting it.

[TonyGaming]

The bees are angry and someone gave them drums.

[LolaTheGardevoir]

Ross suddenly rushing into the battle was incredibly funny to me for some reason. I wish games did stuff like this more.

[biker_buckets]

Ross is one of the few physical embodiments of stress I’ve seen

[ultimateinternetman]

this guy was a super fun fight even if it took me a few tries

[FinnmacD]

Only in the lisa games can you see a football player yeet a full-sized television at a Hitler look alike

[-Bluestreel-]

"It is said from meat we come...
... through the franchise infinite we- *gets TV thrown at him*


"HERE COMES THE MEAT TRAIN! *Ross Hillocks is going crazy!*"

[porksmork]

Hoping Ed and the team update the model of Ross in the MU. Slightly more detailed with a few blood splattered on him to show that he really was on a killing spree for the Folds

[arnoldshpitz]

You know, come to think of it. His constant Adrenaline can stop the hunger when he starts killing, but it only lasts for so long.

[Welcometotheslam]

This sounds like the world's most violent game of football

[Zuuh-suoy]

Ross dies with the words "fifth fold... so close!!!". the first fold is 8, the second is 16, etc, he's killed more than 32 people, and almost killed 40.

[yoshithepyrosaur]

My playthrough of Pointless, I killed that first guy fair and square and Ross STILL SHOWED UP.

[kickbutt-julez]

probably my favorite pointless song. really emphasizes the stress of the fight

[crazako]

This fight was hard as hell for me, and when I died, i spent most of my time doing Receding Stance and Load It Up before i had to fight this chad.

[averyfunigamer]

ya know I never noticed that this man is pink

[shrubman]

Someone should play this during a football game. Watch the color run from the other teams faces.

[michealwaters]

BREAKING NEWS:local guy with a weapon dies to a TV thrown by a crazy football person, only to die to a guy with a gun and a hat and an old man who knows Kung fu