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Battle Royale Jokes

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[SandwichJoppieSauce]

1. My plants heard I’d water them more if they grew faster. Now they’re all sad. Guess I need to stop putting pressure on them.
2. I asked the waiter if the soup of the day was vegetarian. He said, “No, it’s liquid.”
3. I tried a new hobby: making clocks. I guess you could say I’m killing time.

[Procrastinator]

“But it DUE” i had to rewatch the video to see the jokes punchline

[southernwolfgaming]

Thats luke Brian for those who don't know. Bro tried too hard in that joke

[Thisaccounthasbeenhacked]

I thought for the coffin, he was gonna say the man was *dead set* on selling it to him

[Yoshua]

As a Brit the second one took me a minute

[DestroyerofanubisYT]

dewd (laughing really hard rn) i know its dude

[BradleyLifts]

I know I’m getting old I used to think these kind of jokes were dumb but know I find them oddly funny

[Projectgenshin-ひ]

“Guy tried selling me a coffin today” was it hutao ? Did she offer a a ‘if it breaks after 10yrs u get ur money back guarantee

[Daniel-Altazar-RB]

I’m going to be such a fking buzzkill but whatevs..
1. That was more of a statement than a dad joke.
2. I’m An Idiot That Joke Made Sense I Didn’t Realised The Liquid On Grass Was Called Dew -.-

[SteveBooth-iq]

You should’ve put try not to laugh. Everyone would’ve failed.

[Thing_makes_dust_bunnies]

Fish hit the wall the fish said dam… Read more

[LaineRedwine-wg]

@SandwichJoppieSauce

That’s actually funny