If EA Made Elden Ring...

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[wilhatington]

Nah this ain’t Elden ring this is old circle

[olaoberg]

"you are maidenless"
*Buy maiden 15$*

[jibi]

Underground maps would be a 40$ DLC and the Ranni's quest a 10$ DLC

[mattiasxxxx]

U missed the part where first 3 Attempts of Login failed

[Sodapop]

"Want to rebirth? $14.99." "Want to stop invaders from invading? $7.99 an hour." "Want to use remembrances? $5.99."

[Oxssyd]

"You are tarnished "

GET SHINY FOR $10

[JujuInFlames]

Should’ve shown the map but with everything marked😂bosses, dungeons, one big ol checklist

[Witheredfuntimefreddy]

I like how there’s a boss skip offer for an already optional boss

[mateusleme]

Boss skip? They wouldn't do that. Instead try "revive for $4, 99". They know it makes more money.

[JdotSweapA]

$2.99 for 5 Stonekeys? hell no!. Theyd charge us $2.99 PER key.

[kaiseryuuki]

Also, a way more intrusive HUD with a large mini-map and an objective list in the corner.

[OldBoyC]

I guess this video hit the algorithm lol, make sure to subscribe because I make videos about the soulsborne games

[animareal]

Want a boss weapon?
Pay $5 for a 0000, 1% chance to get the weapon you actually want.

[babywasp]

The fact you can just straight up buy Moghs Great Rune 😂😂😂

[darkin]

You spawn in the game:

*Become Elden Lord $199.95*

*Game ends*

[Diresilence]

Likely also include a "Instantly level up to 200? 49.99!"

[blondsucre]

Glass shard and the soap on the free track of the battlepass 😂

[Martunex]

there's an error at the 0:50 mark, the play with friends would be a $4.99 monthly subscription, not a one time payment

[dragskcinnay]

1:40 I was expecting "buy a revive", but this works too 😂😂😂

[DanishThePenguin]

At 10 total deaths:
Easy Difficulty now available! Only $9.99

Every time Malenia kills you:
Disable Malenia Heal/Scarlet Rot/Waterfowl!
$4.99 each *per attempt*

Whenever you die using an un-altered weapon:
Ashes of War Available! Check Shop? Y/N

After gaining 10, 000 Runes in a day:
Rune Limit Reached. Boosters now available! $9.99 for 10, 000!
(Albinauric Rune Farm now causes player bans)

When using Rememberance to get equipment:
Get both prizes! $4.99 per Remembrance!

Oh, and equipment unlocked for purchase by beating bosses like Radahn's armor is now on the in-game shop to buy for $10 each as alternate costumes instead of unlockable armor pieces

Outlandish as all of this may seem, the sad part is that some companies like EA, Ubisoft and Activision would absolutely go this far and even further if they could get away with it