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[colorsofalby]

Harrison thought desperately for about 20 min and then finally finished thinking desperately.


I felt that.

[yodaburger]

AI reads book: makes plot ok


Also AI: *Hagrid the table*

[CF-bgjd]

I miss when A.I. was hilarious instead of terrifying.

[iamasalad]

I like how it somehow manages to have a happy ending despite the main characters literally being stranded on another planet.

[MrJeffcoley]

“Her giggles can cause others to lose control like an exploding kidney.”

We’ve all been there

[lu]

"Harrison thought desperately for about twenty minutes, and then finally finished thinking desperately" underrated line

[soliasstar]

Can we all appreciate everyone patience when Harrison took 20 minutes to decide. I mean they could've just moved on to a different person but no, they didn't, they stood there silently for 20 minutes just so this dude could decide.
EDIT: Hagrid the Table is the greatest character ever.

[qualityghost]

I like how it's implied that Dexter just retreats to corridors when he's nervous, like he went to corridors seemingly worried twice

[DatBossTV]

Me during my Finals: "Harrison thought desperately for about 20 minutes, and then finally finished thinking desperately."

[SindarNox]

"I am full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you are there to hear them, all is well with everything."


That's weirdly pretty cute and romantic

[ColtonPoorman]

I love how the story goes normally for the most part and then all of a suddent it's just,


_"HAGRID THE TABLE"_

[kpag]

Ok… so truthfully… I nearly cried for real when Charlie said “I am full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you are there to hear them, all is right with everything”.
So profound and wise beyond what I expected from this. I feel like the AI is saying that we all have to get some shit out sometimes and it may seem like nothing to most people, but you just need the right person to listen sometimes and then, like Charlie says, all is right with everything. ❤️

[happy.time.boredom]

I like how Spaceship Day is just sending 3 school kids to a distant planet without the fuel to return and it happens every year no questions asked.

[You-are-definitely-right-but]

Hagrid the Table is like the overarching antagonist of this. Each year he sends college students to space with just enough fuel for a trip there, without the trip back, and doesn’t even care when they never return. This is either some ritual, populating that alien planet, or Hagrid just gets a kick out of stranding college students to a random planet

[ethancampbell]

First half: Actually not too terrible
Beginning of second half: Hagrid the Table, the fully anticipated and developed character enters and slapping competitions are used to coincide with 20 minutes of decision making
The ending: One of the most beautiful admissions of love ever written by AI
Me: Wtf why do I love this

[jamesmckean]

The worst thing about this being randomly generated is that there is no chance of a sequel.

[jessaboutte]

"im full of ordinary sounding words, but when i say them, and you are there to hear them, all is well with everything"


damn thats kinda good

[nisehammeken]

"Harrison thought desperately for about 20 minutes and then finally finished thinking desperately"
*Me, every day of my life*

[zmanvader]

"Hagrid stood before the crowd and spoke with a finality bordering on indifference"
-The most underrated line I have ever heard.

[erikalahti]

"I'm full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you were there to hear them, all is well with everything." Bruh that's deep