kids are insanely stupid

kids are insanely stupid

r/kidsarestupid Top Posts , The Best Of r/kidsarestupid

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[DarkDom]

what are your kids are stupid stories?

[CakeOhNoo]

When I was about 6 or 7, I managed to break my dresser. It started falling forward, and at the time I was really into cartoons where the characters "stayed in place" and sped up for a bit. I thought that if I "charged my legs" I would be able to run faster and get away from the dresser on time. I got crushed, obviously

[kathryndunn]

One night, my mother woke up in the earliest hours of the morning (4am-ish) to a sound in the kitchen. She got up to check it out, and found my brother, then around 2, crouching, sweeping up a mess of Bisquik and flour. He looked up at my mom and said, "I wanted pancakes."
He continued to sweep a bit more before looking back up and saying, "I think it was a bad idea."

[x.graceterry.x]

I used to unironically think as a child that Ed Sheeran's actual name was Egg Sheeran. I have no idea why, but I only found out that his actual name is Ed a few years ago.

[IimnaI]

when i was younger, like 4th or 3rd grade or something, i really liked ghost hunting videos. specifically shane dawson (unfortunately). i remember watching a video where they went to an abandoned asylum to do ghost hunting. at the time i didnt know what an asylum was, so using context clues i assumed it was just a haunted building. so one time, when i was walking home from school with my mom, i told her "i wanted to go to an asylum" i never clarified that i wanted to go to an abandoned or haunted one, i just said "asylum". when she asked me if i knew what an asylum was, i said yes, i never told her that i thought it was an abandoned, haunted building. we just kept walking.

[monkeewe]

i used to think it was illegal to lie about your age and so one time my parents lied and said i was one year younger than i was and i was so scared that i would get caught that i just went silent for like 5 minutes

[SpacyQueso]

I used to tell my friends I was a spy for Russia cause I didn't k now any other "cool" things. they called my parents and I was taken out of class everyday for a week to talk to a counselor.

[doig_brainrot]

Can we take a moment to think about how children are so stupid that Dom got famous off of it?

[randomized_being]

when i was a kid, i ate a lime green crayon thinking it tasted like green apple, i started sobbing crying because it wasnt.

[bob_the_boredom]

I convinced my little brother he was in Harry Potter. He did all the spells and walked around with round glasses for 3 weeks before he ran full speed into the wall, went to the hospital for concussion and I was beaten the shit out of, but it was fucking worth it

[Nathantheman]

Just imagine if we weren’t able to learn anything so when people grow up all you’ll see is an adult crawling around knocking stuff over and shitting their pants 😂😂

[NepsandHelis]

I remember when I was younger, at the school playground we had this thing where we would dig up worms from the mulch and give them to other kids upon request, and in return, they gave us an eraser or something. Very first business Exp I tell ya. Well, one day I decided to take one and put it in a bag (with dirt and WAY too much water) and put it in my cubbie ( remember those) as sort of an in-school pet. I still chuckle at that memory to this day. Poor worm smh.

[gambo]

when i was a kid i used to tell everyone i was an alien from jupiter. one of the main reasons for this was because i'm lactose intolerant. anyway, i used to just make up stuff like how i was born from a seed pod that was magically teleported into my mom's tummy and that's how she birthed me. and also that taco bell was the only thing "we" ate on jupiter

[maxjoubert]

When I was really young, like, eating things off the floor young. I ate something off an airport floor, nobody knows what, but I got so sick the doctors considered Malaria as an option for what I might of had. (I live in Ireland but was coming back from South Africa so the fact they thought it was Malaria is kinda funny to me)

[mr.Nooblinton]

10:09 I know what this is talking about but I have no idea how this child knew about this tragedy.

[lilypad_gamer]

When I was little I could not find my stuffed animal named George (he was a monkey) anyway I remember putting them in a drawer, so it open every single drawer. My dresser fell over and I fell with it. The dresser caught on my bed I sat there, crying screaming. That was the day I almost died.

[vortexdelta]

That boy must have worn those socks to accompany Frodo to Mordor 💀

[darrenpayne]

This may not seem embarrassing to most people but to me it really was! Every day while walking with my mom to primary school we crossed a busy road where a lollipop lady was (UK thing, look it up). She would hold out her arm in front of us as we waited to cross the road, I thought she was asking me to hold her hand, so I did. This continued for years after until around the age of 10, one day it suddenly occurred to me that she was actually holding out her arm to keep us back from the side of the road and I had been needlessly holding her hand every day for years. I was so embarrassed, she asked why I wasn't holding her hand that day and I was too embarrassed to answer her. I never did again after that day and even all these years later I worry that she might think it was something she did wrong, I wished I could meet her and explain.

[confusedanimations_]

When I was in 7th grade I played the trombone and I was showing my choir friend what it looked like and then these 2 like, 4th graders walked in on this and one of them asked me in a serious tone, "Ooh, is that a FLUTE?!"

[Talking__Ben]

When I was like 11 I went to a gymnastics place. There was this short obelisk (like 12 ft high) and I climbed up it. I wasn't sure how to get down, but there was this mat on the ground. The mat was WAY less firm than it looked. I almost broke my back because I dove like headfirst or something.