I Filled The M16 With Skittles!

[Cold_Corndog]

"Sir! I'm out of Skittles!"

[danzen]

That's how they won the Vietnam war the skittles improved their morale

[BryceAlbrechtsen]

His wife: let’s have a kid.
Him: good question

[MegaManDBZX]

Remember switching to your pocket skittles is faster than reloading.

[Sierra_Operator]

Im not gonna lie im craving some "Tactical Skittles" now😅.

[HistorysNerd]

“We want you to be our conservative representative for the skittles company”
Good question

[ghost]

This is so funny for no reason 😭 “Here are my bag of skittles, AND THIS IS THE M16 RIFLE” LOL

[Trivexter]

This is how you sneak skittles into an American school

[thedoodishere]

Finally a way to sneak candy into a Theater

[TheDuckPLAYZ]

"SHOOT THE RAINBOW"
"TASTE THE RAINBOW"
"The new Tactical Skittles, free M16 on first purchase"

[julieyoung]

Person in training: alright so what do we do now

Trainer: tactical skittles

[Mr_Z_Man_]

So that explains how Marines carry crayons everywhere 😂

[TheChattyAlligator]

You never know when that one skittle is going to save your life.

[Yeat_Cat]

“Dude I think your M16 is broken. It’s rattling a lot”
“Huh? nah it’s fine that’s just the skittles in my skittle compartment”

[Jamal]

“The apocalypse started get your guns out”
Him:good question

[Stefkokefko]

It is funny how people think that the military is extremely serious, but I can tell you all there are so many funny moments. One guy in my infantry squad allways had a little bag of snickers, bounty, mars, M&M's and snacks like this. He was extremely cool and allways game you some wnack when you asked no matter where. My guy allways had something to give us all. I particularly remember one time when we were under fire and couldn't ge out of cover till backup arrived. When backup finally arrived and delt with the enemy they came to us and I just remember the face of the solider when he saw us hiding behind a bolder covered with Left over foils of all the bars that we ate. There was this five second of silence and staring at each other before he asked "Some for me?". We sadly ate it all. the memories are just priceless. Looking back to it I really miss my squad. (Excuse my english if I made any mistakes, it's not my first leanguage)

[thewonderfulshrimp]

Actually exactly how I sneak treats into the movie theaters

[krishill]

Friend: do you have any skittles

Me: you mean tactical skittles.

[She_love_ollie]

"Sir my mom just died"
Him: good question

[jackthedripper]

I gota tactically reload my skittles compartment