r/GirlsAren'tReal - The Biggest Conspiracy

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#reddit #theclick #subreddit

[darkwitch]

If I don't exist, does that mean I don't have to pay rent.

[rdtripler]

Click: "Girls aren't real."
Me: *asks mother* "Are you real..?"
Mother: "Wouldn't you like that"

[sunnynotsonny]

As a girl I'd like to confirm I'm not real

[Justatrainwreck]

As a trans man, we sort of just poof into reality at some point. We never live our childhood, and we only have memories of it. Truly an odd experience.

[Bluepaw-]

As a genderfluid person I can confirm that I am stuck in limbo between being real and not real

[magnuskarlkjerulf]

I know where transmen come from.
The admins open the console and type:
"/spawn man_trans 200" whenever we run low on men

[LoremIpsum-dpli]

4:24 Actually, that's enbies. You may think that "NB" stands for "non-binary", but it actually means "numerous bees."

[xxTC-xx]

Of course they have rocks in pockets, they keep them on their chests, it’s why a name for a bra is “over the shoulder boulder holder”
I’ll take no arguments

[Kid--Stardust]

when I was a kid, I told some dude on Kongregate that I was a girl. his obvious reply was "there's no girls on the internet" and when I insisted, he pulled the "oh so you're a Guy In Real Life then?"

14 years later, turns out that guy was right

[psychicbeagle]

I once talked to a "dude" when they realized they weren't a dude. They got as far as, "I think I'm actually a g-" before they disappeared in a puff of almost-red smoke. I wonder what they were trying to say...

[mpared]

As a girl, I can confirm: I'm not real. But Janeway is. And she knows where you are. And she's gonna get you.

[RoshanDaraki]

I love he switched to r/boysarentreal. And if I’m genderfluid I’m automatically a cyborg and non binary and agender people are real

[kearstinnekenerson]

As a girl I can confirm I am indeed a bunch of bees in a human costume making sure more people plant gardens with native Flowers

[MidasOnTwitch]

As also a girl, id also like to confirm that we are just birds in a costume, thanks for coming to my TED Talk

Bird in a flesh suit :33

[aurorafraire]

As a girl I can confirm that I am not tethered to the ground, since I make sure all the pants I buy have big pockets, so that I have enough room for all the rocks I need to keep me from floating in the air.

[CallMeKes]

Click: "Women are robots. This makes so much sense."
Me: "Just like the birds!"

[Kuckie]

The fakest part of this video was the part where a guy said we are able to put rocks on our pockets.

WHAT POCKETS!?

[Krazi-bugger]

Finally, I can expose my true form
*Morphs into a fish*

[Night_Stary]

Somehow this feels like a cheeky dogwhistle and extremely validating at the same time (as a trans man)

[ZerZid]

FNAF and trans men mentioned in the same sentence. my entire existence summed up. Ah, I love being a real person