Preparing for a Bike Ride ASMR

[rentin]

This has been by far my favorite American Psycho deleted scene.

[theosiris]

No one will ever love this man more than he loves himself..

[OxygenThief]

Hydration formula: exists
Water: Am I a joke to you?

[thekrangler]

Good to see that Patrick Bateman has found some other hobbies

[vogue]

Now let's see Paul Allen preparing for a bike ride.

[tonyjusttony]

this is some actual Patrick Bateman behavior, my guy

[Adrian_PH]

That one guy whos always prepared.. but also a little bit prepared😂😂

[Mr.WiseInfinity]

Dude's cycle ride is more organized than my whole life.

[tunsaree]

Patrick Bikeman doesnt exist he cant hurt you

Patrick Bikeman:

[Wie_Is_Deze_Gast]

My bike ride preparation usually consists of taking my bike out of the shed and then getting on it.

[incredulousd]

Now, let's see Paul Allen's ride prep routine.

[AlejandroEnriciMoles]

It could perfectly be a sequence of American psycho

[BlackfailureWhiteguilt]

That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday afternoon.

[Zerta_dragons.]

Everyone: *talking about something*
Me: why tf he putting whipped cream on his legs

[petermeyerson]

If Christian Bale was a cyclist in the 80s

[Jade]

Bro prepared himself more than I prepared for exam 💀

[kealiimaxilom]

I'm not into most of what your doing but the beauty of it. It's art. And yes you are a wizard! Thank you.

[skep]

American psycho: The Lance Armstrong edition.

[johneneojowilliams]

Guy is the reason why there are so many products on Amazon

[cheezus_lord]

Now, let's see how Paul Allen prepared for cycling.