The famous Jive Scene from the movie 'Airplane!'

TRANSCRIPTION:

Randy: Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

Jive Lady: Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy: Oh, good.

Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady: [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.

Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!

First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Jive Lady: Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.

TRANSLATION OF THE LAST PART:

Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Meaning: Ma'am, I'm not stupid. I understand what she just said.

Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!
Meaning: Give me a break! If you don't want help, I won't help you!

First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Meaning: Damn, she implied that he didn't understand!

Jive Lady: Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
Meaning: Nevermind. He's stupid, anyway.

[michaeldamore]

“Oh stewardess I speak Jive”. One of the most funniest lines in cinematic history.

[shelley-anneharrisberg]

Thanks for this! An absolute classic! 😂

[FailedSquare]

She didn't say "dude" censoring this scene really ruins the final joke.

[SOR-]

Where does she walk to. Wasn’t she sitting right across the aisle 😂