gulp gulp gulp 😍 #shorts #roblox

[aaravprasad]

Welcome to jordan holy water 💧💦
1 like one drop
5 like 2 glass
10 like 2 bottles
20 like a life time of bottlee
Edit: OMG SO MUCH LIKES EVERYTHING FREE AND PAYING FOR EVERYBODY'S HOSPITAL BILLLS
Btw i want comments not likes :)

[LordzSaligumba]

Welcome to new eyes shop👁️
old eyes=0 likes
blind eyes=10 likes
galaxy eyes=200 likes
golden eyes=1k likes
silver eyes=1mil likes
ruby eyes=1tril likes
emerald eyes=6Qa likes
leaves eyes=9Qi likes

[rikkiooi]

Welcome to the water of holy 💦💧
One empty cup 0 likes 👍
One cup of holy water 5 likes
One bottle 10 likes 👍
One big bottle 1k likes 👍

[apple_]

Forgot therapy, I need a whole hospital 💀💀💀💀

[Urlove_navaeh]

Shop:
Bleach: 1 like
Soap: 2 likes
Hand sanitizer: 3 likes
Guns: 10 likes
Anvil: 20 likes
Bonk hammer: 30 likes
Rope: 40 likes
RPG: 50 likes
Nuke: 100 likes
Atomic bomb: 1k likes
Anti-cringe spray: 2k likes
Thanks for visiting the shop, have a nice day!
Edit 1: ty for 21 likes
Edit2 Ty for 40 likes
Edit3:Ty for 90 likes
Edit 4:Ty for 200
Edit 5 Ty for 337

[Melanie_]

" sHuT yOuR gOoFy aSs uP "✨️💅

[vinberr]

I think the child was kinda enjoying it-
Help me 💀 💀 😭

[Ppop]

Broo what did i just watch 💀💀💀

Edit: SO MANY LIKES 😆 rlly ty

[DaisyRose-scg]

Shop:
Bleach: 1 like
Soap:2 likes
Hand sanitizer: 3 likes

[ireneboydsmith]

Me the one who's making him gulp: 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

[Netowolf]

Welcome to NETO WOLF anti shop
(Black Friday)
Blindbag:free
A life supply of holy water:free
Bleach:free
Gun:free
Bomb:free
Therapy:free
Nuclear weapon:free
New eyes:free
God him self:free
4X4:free
Any weapon:free
A mental hospital:free
Everything:1 like
Like to gain

[ummmidkidkidk]

Grass
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.

The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.

Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.

Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).

[elolwbu]

Shop:
Bleach: 10 likes
Holy water: 20 likes

Guns:
RPG: 40 likes
Shotgun: 60 likes
Sniper: 100 likes

⚠️DANGEROUS ITEMS⚠️
bomb: 150 likes
Land mines: 200 likes
Nuclear Bomb: 250 likes

The one you need:
Jesus: 500 likes
GOD: 1k likes

[kevinreyes]

Yep that's enough YouTube shorts for today

[HypnoVr]

Your arms aren’t string so don’t cut them.
Your legs aren’t marshmallows so don’t burn them.
Your head isn’t a pumpkin so don’t carve it.
Your skin isn’t paper so don’t cut it.
Your size isn’t a book so don’t judge it.
Your life isn’t a film so don’t end it.
Your heart isn’t a door so don’t lock it.
Your neck isn’t a coat so don’t hang it.
Your wrist isn’t food so don’t stab it.
Your life is worth every single second, don’t take anything for granted
We’re In This Together❤

[Go_OUTSIDE]

Thats enough internet today 😭 I also choked on my water

[cutecatpcat]

For those who don't understand, the KAren is doing something naughty to the child... so uh YE 💀

[lokomovpYT]

Welcome to Jesus Heaven
1 like - ∞ heaven
2 likes - 27369 angels
3 likes - 290308 holy waters
4 likes - 20, 00, 7263 wanders
2200 likes - INFFINITE HEAVEN GODS ANGELS

[Beconeplays]

I can't fucking believe this. Pink from 'Among Us' ruined my marriage.

A couple months ago, my wife said she was going out for a ladies' night. She asked me to take care of my son, so I immediately obliged. "Yes Ma'am, " I told her. After a while of waiting, she finally left and I could play my favourite game, Among Us. I hopped on my laptop, booted it up and my desktop loaded, complete with the 'Red Sus' background and all my Among Us Impostor fan-art. I was shaking in excitement. I slowly dragged my finger across the track pad, and watched the cursor as it glided over to the Among Us icon. Among Us. My absolute favourite game of all time and quite possibly the best and most well-made game in the entire world. As I clicked the button my body twitched with joy at the thought of being the impostor again. My fingers drummed impatiently on my desk as the Innersloth logo faded in, and then out. Then the main title appeared. I immediately looked at pink as she slowly floated across the screen. Oh, how I wish I could feel those luscious, soft asscheeks. Pink is my queen. The real woman in my life. My wife could never be as sexy as Pink is; her soft footfalls in electrical as I peek at her curvy form from inside a vent, waiting for the right time to strike. I could never get close to Pink, however, as if she had some kind of sixth sense, she would always leave before I could reveal myself to her as the impostor. I press Practice, to warm up my fingers before my first intense game of Among Us. I hit Blue in Comms, then cross the hall and vent to Specimen, murdering Green in cold blood. The thrill of killing an animated character in an online game has never been such a rush. I then move towards Reactor, stabbing Yellow in the back and then running down the corridor to the right to access Decontamination. I move quietly through the halls, like a snake about to strike its prey, and I see- Oh no. It's Pink. Standing there motionlessly as I face her directly. Her visor shows no emotion. But she knows. I can feel it in the air. I can't kill her. She is too beautiful, too angelic, the light reflecting off of her pink bodysuit, like stars on a voided sky. She doesn't run. I am moved to tears as I caress the screen, kissing it tenderly. "Goodbye, Pink. See you soon. It will all be okay, " I whisper in a soft, reassuring voice. Then as my cursor hovers over the kill button, I hesitate. Thoughts of love go through my head. Red having reddish-pink sus children with Pink. But I have to. As the impostor, it is my duty to kill. I press the 'Kill' button and watch as my character beheads Pink silently. All I hear is the spurt of blood. There is no rush. There is only Red, standing by himself in Fuel. Pink's lifeless body laying on the floor beside him. I feel nothing at first, then immense sadness, like I'm at a loved one's funeral. My son knocks on the door, interrupting my brief moment of mourning. He asks, "Dad? Are you going to make me a snack?" I tell him to shut up, and my voice cracks. I break down sobbing. I killed her. I killed my one true love. God, forgive me. I open the door to my son, and he has a confused look on his face. I say nothing, and walk to the kitchen to make him a sandwich. Tears roll off my face into the bread as I lay it onto the counter. Lettuce, cheese and meat, followed by a sad swirl of mustard on top. My son is quiet. He sits on the couch, and stares at the floor. There is a depressing air around us. I serve him the sandwich and walk back to my room, contemplating life. If I killed Pink, how am I to be trusted around my family? I cry for hours, and finally my wife comes back. She sees me bawling on the bed like a child who dropped his ice cream. She then asks me why I'm crying and mutter, "I killed her. I killed my only love, Pink, in Among Us." She is filled with rage and slaps me across my face. I feel numb. She asks for a divorce. I don't reply. Instead, I take my laptop and get into my car, driving to a nearby hotel. Fast forward a few months to the divorce. It was quick and painless. After court, I ask my former wife to take me back.

"I can't take you back. You've always been this way. I was sus of you from the start".

[TimefunWithJ]

Welcome to holy water 💦
1like= 1 drop
10 likes= 6 bottles
100=50 pounds
pounds