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#shorts by @PhonyTexts #shorts30

[F_DMSRCK]

Bro types faster than people leaving me🤣🤣🤣
Bro types faster than the 911 dispatcher picking up🤣🤣🤣

[Nami]

I fr held my breath before i saw the the snap pic 💀👊

[Therespectlessone]

If that was an actual accidental snap…he probably would have deleted it in a heartbeat

[luvsslife]

Bro texts faster than my dad leaving to get the milk 💀

[sxmplygabi]

"is that a pic of tiny Elliot?" 💀

[luara]

Elliot is literally the second payback💀

[QueenSwift]

I'm bored so get hungry
Classic Tiramisu
Ingredients:
6 large egg yolks
3/4 cup sugar
1 cup mascarpone cheese
1 1/2 cups heavy cream
2 cups brewed espresso or strong coffee, cooled
1/4 cup coffee liqueur (optional)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 packages ladyfingers
Cocoa powder, for dusting
Instructions:
In a heatproof bowl, whisk together the egg yolks and sugar. Place over a pot of simmering water and whisk constantly until the mixture is pale and thick, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat and let cool slightly.
Add the mascarpone cheese to the egg mixture and beat until smooth.
In a separate bowl, whip the heavy cream to stiff peaks. Gently fold the whipped cream into the mascarpone mixture until well combined.
In a shallow dish, combine the cooled espresso, coffee liqueur (if using), and vanilla extract.
Quickly dip each ladyfinger into the coffee mixture, being careful not to soak them.
Arrange a layer of soaked ladyfingers in the bottom of a 9x13-inch dish.
Spread half of the mascarpone mixture over the ladyfingers.
Repeat with another layer of soaked ladyfingers and the remaining mascarpone mixture.
Cover and refrigerate for at least 4 hours, or overnight.
Dust with cocoa powder before serving.

[BluxYT]

This the time Elliott found out u can delete snaps

[Karethebean]

lol the way it says phony in the corner

[MexicansONP]

One month later when you realize you can just delete the pic

[hoodwink]

"Elliot henderson, you know what i said about pranking your friends like that"🤣🤣🤣

[strawberry_biscuit]

Elliot doesn't need an Oscar y'all 🎥🏆





The Oscars needs Elliot

[mynameyer]

Bro is the fastest typer in the universe

[TvMan]

“Is this a pic of a tiny Elliot”
Got me dying on the floor

[levithemischevious]

bro called us dirty minded in 946 languages 💀

[wolma_hd]

Deleting snaps excisting:
BRO WHAT THE F I AM HERE ALSO

[FlOwEr_BlOsSeM]

Bro types faster then Ohio’s network 💀

[juliasannicolas]

Plot twist: it's actually what he made him think it was and he says "suck it" 💀💀

[I_eatkidz]

I thought it was the real vegetable eggplant 😂😂

[Oreofriend]

" is it a pic of tiny Elliot?"