MZTV 604: Martin Zender Tribulation Survival Guide

There has been a lot of discussion on this channel about whether or not members of the body of Christ will have to go through the Tribulation. Paul says we won't—but can we really trust this guy? I think that it would be a good idea to be prepared—just in case. So here is the ultra-helpful (in my opinion) Martin Zender Tribulation Survival Guide.

[whizchic]

I especially admire your bush crawl technique. I’ll have to practice that move for sure. I love it when you make me laugh, as only you can!

[joshuahenderson]

Martin, thanks for the laughs. Man you really got into it for sure. This laugh not only comes from your goofy side which was good to enjoy. But a laugh for the reason that the BOC is not appointed to Gods wrath. You made this funny to understand that point. Thank you for clearing that up the way you did. This was great.

[nancykelly]

You made me choke on my breakfast I was laughing so much. Thanks for the preparation tips. I feel better now😉
Can’t wait to get the heck out of here! Love you❣️

[pennycolquitt]

The beginning was reminiscent of the good ‘ole “crack ‘o dawn” days....love the humor....we need more of that!

[donaldkgarman]

GOOD MORNING TO THE CHOSEN ONES OF GOD ALMIGHTY.

[lawrenceschuler]

Great satire Martin...how can ANYONE actually believe they could possibly prepare enough to avoid the coming disruption. Your biblical examples are awesome and conclusive.
"Be not anxious" my fellow BOC members, for God's Plan for every one of His Creatures is PERFECT and cannot be improved upon.

[alishaturner]

Great show! I love the preparations. Funny stuff 😂. I like what you said, Paul said it and it will happen whether we believe it or not. I choose to believe. Thanks brother.

[Einar]

😂 love it! New member of the body here 👋

[catofoz]

Very funny video at the beginning Martin. I just have to say I appreciate you so much and your ministry. I needed to finally come out with that because your spirit filled ministries aid in my growth in my Faith and constant seeking of more truths. Thankyou to you my Brother in Christ, and thankyou to my God for using you to share the evangel of peace. I thank Him and the Lord Jesus for molding you in your Faith as you continue to bless others in the Body of Christ through His word of truth! Grace, love and peace. ❤

[kaitigreene]

Omg this is too funny 😂 I’ve enjoyed this video so much haha

[Jasnn]

Why do believers think we go through the trib? Only the last believers have to go through it while other believers in past generations didn't? Crazy

[mikegarcia]

Better yet, Martin's exercises would help in weight reduction for a faster zoom into the clouds to meet the Lord and proudly boast you were "FIRST" there!😇

[whitecalling]

Yep, you’re all set! Ready for anything. But seriously, if I have to rely on myself to stay alive even right now then I’m done. Father showed me long ago that l’m not holding on to Him any where near as hard as He is holding on to me. I am His workmanship.

[debra]

I believe I need to talk to my family about the fact that if I'm gone, , it will be because God took me. Anyone else told your family about this? I just wonder how to go about doing this without sounding like I'm somebody special because God chose me. I thought about just writing a letter but that seems kind of cowardly although better than not leaving anything for my family at all. Anyone else talked to your family about this leaving and what did you say?

[gerudoking]

I absolutely love this. Did you think about stealing flame retardant suits from movie sets? I'm sure the supernatural beings can't get through that, right? And I'd recommend splitting your food rations in half - leave half of them outside so the locusts will be distracted, and stick the second half in your nuclear underground bunker. Gosh, why didn't God think of this stuff?? 😂😂

[thatmigirl]

After watching instructions on how to prep, I'm sunk! PE was always my worst class in school. The only C I ever got (one semester) and that was because of a planters wart on my foot (that I got from the gym showers) causing me to sit out class for a bit. So, I guess I have no choice but to trust God. 😋 But I do have aluminum foil. Does it need to be heavy duty, or will the non-stick suffice?

[donaldkgarman]

CAN JUST TRUST WHAT CHRIST TOLD PAUL....

[deenabaker]

As funny as this is, I have a sincere question... if God is at peace with us through Christ, why impose such terrible things on people you are at peace with?

[debra]

I talked to my atheist son about this. Short and sweet and he didn't even bat an eye. I told him this sounds nutty but he knows I'm pretty logical and rational and he said I deserve to go. There's more story to this but I had to tell him first. I told him there will be a letter for him if he finds me gone and my truck is still here.

[tracygarren]

I’m a little concerned about your voice MZ may God bless you brother!