NO HIT WITHOUT MOVING SIDEWAYS GLITCHLESS Spamton Neo (It's barely possible)

God there is so much to say, but in short, you can no hit Spamton Neo without moving sideways at all.

As you can see from the very start I try to farm as much TP as possible to kill Spamton fast enough, otherwise it's impossible as can be seen at 3:22. Being short one X-Slash is all it takes to throw the run. You could probably farm way more TP during the 1st heart attack, but there would really be no need if it would just skip the freebie phone attack at the end, plus I didn't want to stall the fight. This run significantly harder due to the fact that you are a lot closer to almost all of this attacks, demanding much more precision dodging his attacks, and of course not to mention the restricted X-axis movement in general for dodging. By far the most difficult attacks to deal with are his 2nd and 3rd heart attacks, those were the run enders, especially the 3rd one. It doesn't look that hard watching but believe me when I say these were brutal to deal with and took a lot of practice to get through them hitless.

At first I wanted to no hit this with no sideways menu navigation as well, but this would be impossible for 2 reasons. For one if you don't spam X-Slash, you'll end up with truly unavoidable attacks and secondly, you wouldn't be able to act at the end which is mandatory to end the fight. then I wanted to see if this could be done without X-Slash allowing myself to take damage and using the spam bug, also impossible, probably even more so because then you just die so much faster when Spamton's enraged. Ultimately I had optimized the run so much that I figured it was indeed possible to no hit this thing farming enough TP and spamming X-Slashes, in the end I had spent about 10 hours doing all this and perfecting the strats. In the end I had fun and I'm glad this is indeed possible

Full Fight 0:00
Post Fight 2:16
End Notes 3:22

[nin]

The real reason why Spamton NEO is killing Kris is because Kris is rejecting the ‘A’ and ‘D’ buttons, which clearly spells out ‘ad’.

You know, like Spamton’s only vocabulary.

[kaizen]

If only Berdly was still alive to witness this Gamer Skill.

[MysticSlime]

Dang dude that's insane, great job!

[TheBadDeadFox]

*_Okay, King, you dropped your crown. You're one true [[Big Shot]]_*

[unknownedleaf]

delatarune chapter 2: just got released
community: haha no hit hardest boss without moving sideways

[the_gome]

So I saw the title, of the video, spamton neo without moving left/right. I thought to myself I've seen people do it without going up/down OR left or right so that wouldn't be interests. But then, I saw he was doing it NO HIT and realized it was the snowgrave spamton fight as well. How is that even possible, that's truly insane.

[KippyTD]

I cannot stress enough how hard this was, and how it is just barely possible. I'm gonna like, go take a nap now, see you in the next one.

edit: two things I'd like to clear up since I'm seeing these asked a lot
1."It's not a bug anymore, it's a feature now"
ok yes that's true it was balanced in the latest patch so spamton could deal more damage, but afaik his patterns are exactly the same enraged, so the fight would just be a cakewalk and it wouldn't really be a challenge now would it? Even if his patterns are changed I can't imagine spamming is harder anyway, since almost every attack can be dealt with much more easily.
2."why didn't you farm the first heart attack more?"
no need, I optimized the TP gain for the first two attacks so I wouldn't have to stall on an attack grinding for TP, it just makes the fight more enjoyable to watch. grinding more TP would probably just skip the freebie phone attack at the end, and I didn't really wanna skip any attacks that were possible to dodge with this restriction as a showcase as well.

[qqtii]

Now do it without moving, without attacking, without a keyboard, without a screen, without getting hit, without drinking avocado juice and without winning the fight.
Pretty easy, ive done it multiple times already.

[toasteroven]

1:20 yep, you did good here. I see many people making the mistake of not destroying the mouth first. After that, nose and eyes can be used for tp

[viviblue]

Using the tension bit at the very start of the fight would’ve upped your damage per round as you did more than 1 normal attack.

[ScentedPineForest]

Wow, this was insane! Props to all the practice and hard work that made this possible.

[Nekrotix]

I think the fact people are already challenging themselves with this kinda stuff proves that Spamton NEO vanilla is actually easier than Jevil.

[thevioletskull]

Birdley: What how did you- Whatever I could do this with my eyes close and wings behind my back, you aren't ready for my Gamer skills Kris!

[SnatchedOwl]

Looking at this made me feel like it’s meant to be played that way

[helpme]

amazing achievement, infinite respect to you my dude

[crescentseer]

this is the most stressful no hit video I've ever watched. great job dude!!!

[powerdarky]

I: can't beat Spamton.
Youtubers: Spamton without shooting, without moving sideways

[nancysantagati]

That reminds me of the "bad time trio" no hit. I thought it was impossible and my mind doesn't change for this

[Shiftified]

We gotta remember ONLY going SIDEWAYS would be even harder as u cant dodge most attacks

[lazytheequinox]

merg has been really quite sinve this dropped