Corporate Jobs: The Job Description Vs. The Actual Job

[tscimb]

Funnily enough, we don't get to choose our colors. We have to use the official branding.

[BrandonCarraway]

There are many positions I’m qualified for, but their corporate job descriptions scare me away.

[Mr.Buckshots]

See this kind of inefficiency is exactly why MY company set aside a week to write up the color policy we’re to follow for all official work emails and presentations.

Now they only have to update the colors with every quarterly rebrand

[CJL]

I’ve watched my wife be a UX designer at a number of big name tech companies. The one thing that is consistent is that 90% of the people at these companies are hanging on by a thread and have no idea what they’re doing.

[deshawnthomas]

Just found this channel… these are my favorite colors!

[DrHughMonguscoque]

They want rockstar talent but seldom want to pay rockstar money

[cameronjadewallace]

That question came from someone who ate crayons as a kid... Bet you anything they liked the purple ones best, and think the blue ones were too tart. You hired Silica; congratulations. Can't see anything going wrong with that decision.

[VladMcCain]

Hmm and usually it's like "I don't like either can it be pastel green-blue?"

[sjevans]

God damn... This is way too damn accurate.

[TheBajamin]

One will pay me a nice wage for a long time. The other will go bankrupt or make the owners billions after I break my back for them….

[Qr_snaps]

Wow I know boilermakers who just say blue what the f is the difference just get it done

[ArchieDaCookieMinion]

Sorry what’s the difference
He said what it’s like right?




Hell

[nolanmorgan]

Tip if you want to make the video better, try to talk a bit faster to keep the attention better, or say the information in less words