How Video Games Are Made In The Current Year

Watch how a D.E.I. consultant magically turns a video game into... well, something else entirely.

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[MikeyDog]

I think they just bought a transcript from a real corporate executive meeting and changed a few words.

[herknorth]

I can't believe she/her assumed the hamster's gender.

[AscendantStoic]

Sequel:
-Game sells poorly
-Studio gets shut down
-Gamers get called bigots for not buying the game that by the admission of DEI commissars "wasn't made for them"

[yeetusdeletus]

I started to smile, then I remembered that this isn’t satire… it’s all true, and then I got really sad.

[markmunroe-hzrf]

This skit is not satire, it's a sad reflection of reality.
Since when Babylon Bee report actual news?!

[PRORAGEGUY]

the moment she said "she/her", its over

[daniellabra]

Some mistakes here: Her hair isn't blue or rose and she doesn't weight a ton...

[douglasammirati]

Missed the part where the game fails miserably, gamers are blamed for their bigotry, devs are fired, studio is closed.

[KoongYe]

The moment she said "she/her" they knew what's up.

[hashimirasama]

"There's no Gay stuff!"
"Well, it's for kids..."
"Yeah! Hence the Gay stuff!!!...Dah!"
That one is too accurate to be satire.

[cpcupcake]

You guys forgot how the DIE consultant scammed the devs to hire companies which don't do anything but are owned by the consultant.

[paolo]

She doesn't have a "mafia" nose ring nor blue hair, so it is easy to understand that she is an actress

[GKRPLAYZ]

My favorite quotes:
“You are a guy right?” “I’ll go report myself to HR”
😂😂😂

[anothercastle]

“Diversity” should include jumping hamsters, this video is rather bigoted towards rodents and the vertically inclined.

[isenhart]

In part 2, nobody buys the game and the devs blame the consumers' bigotry.

[markangelocrueta]

"Wait, Kotaku is still in business?"

[richardmahn]

I was listening to a Zelda podcast where they were playing a game "Guess the character" which was mostly guessing NPCs. They were so PC/woke that they had to ask not "Is it a man/male or woman/female?" but "Do they have the appearance of one who identifies as a woman?" I immediately stopped it and deleted the podcast from my app.

[DeaDraug]

Now you need to do a part 2 where the director is confused why the game didn't sell. Then blame all the fans for not buying the game. Extra points for making a comment about "legacy features" which are not include in the game.

[IxHATExUCLA]

The woman is a good actor. The way she inhales very loud. The way she seems like a balloon ready to pop. Very good job on her part. And good writing; this is funny!

It’s true. Dei is impacting all the stuff being created lately

[mightywhiskas]

It needs an ending where the two developers are laid off after the game doesn’t sell.