When Your Crush Cheats | Value Select

Anybody who's ever been cheated on, can relate...

Especially if the secret lover was Non-Euclidean.

That'll really blow your brains.

LYRICS:
TWO DRINKS
THE SEA BREEZE BLOWS
I’M AT THE PIER
ALL ALONE
WHERE WE PLANNED TO MEET A WEEK AGO

CHECK THE TELEPHONE
NOBODY RANG
I GOT A FINGER HUNGRY RING HERE
BUT THEN YOU NEVER CAME

SCENE CHANGE
ME CRUISING UP TO YOUR PLACE
I PARK THE CAR AND FEED A METER
DON’T TRUST VALETS
BUZZ YOUR APARTMENT
BEEP BEEP
CLICK
HUH, THAT’S STRANGE
I USE THE KEY THAT YOU COPIED FOR ME

AND I CAN’T BELIEVE IT
WHAT I’M SEEING
YOUR CRAWLING ON THE CEILING
WITH SOME SORT OF 5TH DIMENSION MIRROR DEMON
AND THOUGH I CANNOT MAKE THE SHAPE HE RIGHTLY TAKES NOWI CAN GUARANTEE MY HEART IS GONNA BREAK NOW?

AND I CANT’ BELIEVE IT
IF WHAT I SAW IS TRUE
THAT MEANS OUR LOVE IS THROUGH
AND ALSO DEMONS ARE REAL
NO I CAN’T HANDLE THAT
CAN WE TURN BACK TIME TO A TIME WHERE I DIDN’T KNOW THAT DEMONS WERE REAL

I CAN’T BELIEVE
MY MIND IT CAN’T CONCEIVE IT
AND NOT IN A CLICHE WAY
MORE LIKE IN A HARD RESET OF THE BRAIN

COGNITIVE DISSONANCE
MAY I PLEASE HAVE THIS DANCE
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT
YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND
I SCREAM

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT
I THINK THAT I’M CATCHING FEELINGS
BUT THAT’S JUST A DEMON TRICK
LURE HIM IN CLOSE AND STAB HIM WITH A POINTED STICK

[dante_]

Demons, cognitive dissonance, and the high energy vibes sprinkled with a fight against evil are just what I needed to try love again. Relatable story! 10/10

[dunamisd]

The panicked noises when you cowered behind the chair are so accurate, I too made those noises the first time I saw a demon

[vegapunk]

If romance genre writers tried to attract male audience: love, betrayal and demons. And epic fight scenes

[munchmann]

I still don’t understand why you don’t have a million billion subscribers Mr Select

[exzyyd]

I can't believe this is how I find out Valthius the Unknowable has been cheating on me. I'm gonna have to have a talk with him when he inevitably crawls back out of Hell

[luke_box_hero]

Wait you were dancing with cognitive dissonance? But I thought she and I had something special together. That’s the last time I become romantically intimate with an anthropomorphic psychological idea

[hasithaj]

Man started with two drinks for two people to drink and ended with a box wine for all people to drink.

[Day]

I swear it was just my sleep paralysis demon!

[lostcosmonaut]

I’m excited mister select. Love your 80’s love ballad stuff.

Dude the demon screaming on key at the end? *chefs kiss*

[painus_n_uranus]

Lore drop at the last second is classic value select, “ perfect”

[kenny]

The best artists tend to have some demons, some metaphorical, some literal

[JonahHuffman]

You should get in touch with Chunk publishing. Get your characters in comic form

[IntroducingEmy]

Finally a song about Andrzej Żuławski's 1981 horror classic, Possession. 🔥

[nikevisor]

interdimensional murder is gonna be a tough charge to beat. maybe give Flat Stanley a call and see if he'll take your case

[ThatOneIrishFurry]

When he did the ABSOLUTE CINEMA pose upon seeing the demon 😂

[AbbreviatedReviews]

All we ever needed to stop the demons was high energy jams and pointed sticks.

[legolaslord]

It's nigh impossible to compete with Non-Euclidean lovers these days...

[coldestwinter]

Very relatable! I actually had a similar thing happen but the demons name was daniel and he used a clever disguise to appear human and not look like a demon.

[milluvia]

Those valets can never be trusted. Oh yeah, and those mirror demons have got to go, too.

[Luigimanable]

An absolute masterclass. I was taken on a ride into a universe far away and yet so close. An amazing look into a dimension not so different from our very own. I feel like the appeal your content has on me is alien yet comfortable. I'm addicted and I'm happy to be as such.