Smoke-Shop Lore Explained Detox &  Synthetic P

This may sound satirical but I’m actually being 100% serious. Don’t be that person.

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[samuelgarrett]

Nice and carefully worded my boi that’s all I needed to know 😂

[peepOnCS]

I got hired for a job and my boss loves getting peed on, so I drank the QCarbo before our “meeting” and he said my pee was pleasant and toxin free 😂

[differentthanmyactualname]

Lmao brother the absolute essays of specific speach i have to use for each and every one of my products i sell is insane, much respect for doing it this well

[johnsterling]

" fetish use only " 😉 got it

[squatopotamus]

I work at a smoke shop and this killed me.

[greg]

Pocket knives and vapes, I better hide my girlfriend 😂

[FerdinandFake]

The sad thing is, you actually had me going for a moment.

[brokensocrates]

When I was working at a smoke shop I was showing a customer around and brought him to the detoxes and fake piss. I was explaining the usage with a lot of "quote on quote" inflection, explaining that it's for fetish use. Dude was clearly not familiar at all, bewildered and then blurted out "I'd pee on my wife!" With such sincere enthusiasm I was shook hahaha

[imnotwatching]

I remember when smoke shops were scarce and you had to watch every word you said because you would get kicked out i.e. calling a bong a bong coin bags couldn't be called nick or dime bangs now we have smoke shops in ever plaza and talk openly about smoking fml

[TheAdequateMedia]

This was meant to be like edutainment
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[Card_Asylum]

I run a smoke shop and this made my day. 😝🤘🤜🤛

[NINJA_OUTLAW]

Someone would dare to use these products incorrectly?! NOT as instructed?! NOT for the intended FOR FRAUDULENT DISHONEST TRICKERY??!!!!??!?! THIS CANT I WONT BELIEVE THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!😭😭😭😭😂

[aaron]

That is one of the smoothest ways of describing the product, and how to use it, but within legalese

[awfulart]

Im a partner at a smoke shop and my edc is a large sebenza lol. Good shit.

[emiliohernandez]

Can anyone tell me if it’s any different to the ultra eliminex??? I see it’s the same brand but the ultra seems more expensive, does it clean you out just the same?

[kenadam]

I didn’t know that existed till now. That was a fun fact

[AMOFOURx]

Which is the best synthetic urine and urine tea kits? Also, will the 7 day detox actually work?

[LaLuchie]

So I just had a partner tell me my piss didn’t feel right on her, I used “you-pass” and she claimed that it felt like the PH was off and wants me to pee on her without her blindfold so she could see in 2days. she works at a lab so I can see how she could feel the difference, now im a bigger man and would like to take the route of using my own, should I drink two bottles or would one be just fine and what would be the best brand I’m about 350+ 6’3 30 and my piss has prob been full of toxins since I was 16 😅😅😅 HELP

[ibringthepayan]

That's crazy 🤪 this whole time I've been using it to get jobs when I coulda just peed on someone

[ZoeDadummyH]

Someone please respond I can I drink it 2 weeks before my test and still woke ?